funny because the rest of the league loves itdodint's hate for Murray's glove hand tooWe need a poll for 'weirdest takes by a poster on this board.' Contestants so far are:
dodint's hate for Letang
Morkle's hate for Simon
Jim's hate for Malkin
shmenguin's desire to watch bdsm-on-ice
Any of LBL's hockey opinions
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I had to google BDSM.
But after this series, it’s not like my take is looking worse. The one-sided application of wedgies in this series was hammered home last night. Guentzel getting the business by a scrub player was one thing. But later, Barzal made a play on net after the whistle, Bjugstad skates towards him, Barzal says “what” In a “frat boy dancing with your girlfriend and not giving a ****” fashion. And then Jugs just silently mopes away in the other direction. No word if horny was picking a fight with a hot dog vendor while this was happening.
But after this series, it’s not like my take is looking worse. The one-sided application of wedgies in this series was hammered home last night. Guentzel getting the business by a scrub player was one thing. But later, Barzal made a play on net after the whistle, Bjugstad skates towards him, Barzal says “what” In a “frat boy dancing with your girlfriend and not giving a ****” fashion. And then Jugs just silently mopes away in the other direction. No word if horny was picking a fight with a hot dog vendor while this was happening.
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It's probably more accurate to say Michael Scott is obsessed with Ryan because he actually emulates Ryan and tries to relate everything back to Ryan, rather than Toby.
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Imagine if this team had a player like Ryan Reaves.I had to google BDSM.
But after this series, it’s not like my take is looking worse. The one-sided application of wedgies in this series was hammered home last night. Guentzel getting the business by a scrub player was one thing. But later, Barzal made a play on net after the whistle, Bjugstad skates towards him, Barzal says “what” In a “frat boy dancing with your girlfriend and not giving a ****” fashion. And then Jugs just silently mopes away in the other direction. No word if horny was picking a fight with a hot dog vendor while this was happening.
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*unzips*?I had to google BDSM.
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If the Pens decide to move on from Hornqy (which I doubt), they should really look at Anders Lee. Not sure how much he’s gonna demand and he is 29, but he doesn’t have the tread on his tires like Hornquist does
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Lee is looking at getting his salary at least doubled if he wants...I don't think that's really a fit for us in our situation...
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Also, does anyone know what’s going on with Jordy Bellerive? Not sure how much he has progressed this year
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Would y'all trade Kessel for Christian Fischer and 14th overall?
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It's DD and Morkle who can't go two posts without mentioning Simon, so that should be a combo job...and then that gives it enough "Michael Scott's obsession with Toby" feel to it to make it the clear winner...We need a poll for 'weirdest takes by a poster on this board.' Contestants so far are:
dodint's hate for Letang
Morkle's hate for Simon
Jim's hate for Malkin
shmenguin's desire to watch bdsm-on-ice
Any of LBL's hockey opinions
dodint and shmenguin's respective takes are at least fairly well explained and justifiable...they also aren't as, I don't know, cringey...Jim doesn't obsess, so I'm cool with it...
But I can't imagine having someone so innocuous and ubiquitous living so rent-free in my head as to generate that "Simon will get a letter post" out of a Malkin trade comment...Evgeni Malkin trade "rumor" and in the same sentence, in a two-sentence post, Simon getting a letter is pulled into it...that's therapist stuff haha
That's from like a couple hours ago. Suck it.I'd let Simon stay if HCMS pinky promises not to put him on Sid's line.
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Doing well from what little I know (he's out in the Dub, which I don't really have the bandwidth for these days)...he's not a factor for the NHL squad next year...Also, does anyone know what’s going on with Jordy Bellerive? Not sure how much he has progressed this year
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I just realized I didn't see one Islanders fan say "Good series, Pens fans! You guys are going to be SCARY next year." Have they no decency?
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YesWould y'all trade Kessel for Christian Fischer and 14th overall?
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What is Fischer’s ceiling? I know he had a decent year.Would y'all trade Kessel for Christian Fischer and 14th overall?
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He dropped off from last season though while still averaging a similar amount of ice time.
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This surprises me, given your interest in the human mind.I had to google BDSM.
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Bellerive apparently played 3 games in WBS this season, which is probably news to everyone outside his family.Doing well from what little I know (he's out in the Dub, which I don't really have the bandwidth for these days)...he's not a factor for the NHL squad next year...Also, does anyone know what’s going on with Jordy Bellerive? Not sure how much he has progressed this year
mikey, is there anyone in WBS that you consider a factor for the NHL squad next year? I know you're not big on Blueger (who's already here) or Lafferty, Samuel, based on the Zach Trotman Experience they seem to dislike Prow, Johnson could maybe be a 4th liner but who cares, Angello has impressive size but it's early in his career, early for Miletic as well. It just seems weird to have literally no one in the AHL to give a damn about. Maybe Riikola depending on how the offseason shake up turns out?
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Don't be bringing that HF filth here...Would y'all trade Kessel for Christian Fischer and 14th overall?
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i'm still abuzz that pens floatsam tom kuhnhackl looked better than any pens forward
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Likely a bottom six, power winger...I don't know, like better Kuhnhackl, worse Winnik...something like that...What is Fischer’s ceiling? I know he had a decent year.Would y'all trade Kessel for Christian Fischer and 14th overall?
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Best German in Penguins history. Should have kept him.i'm still abuzz that pens floatsam tom kuhnhackl looked better than any pens forward
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Meh, not really...I don't really follow them that closely to be honest...long shot: Addison. Not really anyone that I think can start next year...Bellerive apparently played 3 games in WBS this season, which is probably news to everyone outside his family.Doing well from what little I know (he's out in the Dub, which I don't really have the bandwidth for these days)...he's not a factor for the NHL squad next year...Also, does anyone know what’s going on with Jordy Bellerive? Not sure how much he has progressed this year
mikey, is there anyone in WBS that you consider a factor for the NHL squad next year? I know you're not big on Blueger (who's already here) or Lafferty, Samuel, based on the Zach Trotman Experience they seem to dislike Prow, Johnson could maybe be a 4th liner but who cares, Angello has impressive size but it's early in his career, early for Miletic as well. It just seems weird to have literally no one in the AHL to give a damn about. Maybe Riikola depending on how the offseason shake up turns out?
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Pens haven't won the cup since the board broke and we had to use Prosilver and didn't put up banner gifs for the playoff rounds.
Fix that and win the cup.
Fix that and win the cup.
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Addison will be back in the WHL next year.
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Is this a thing? I think Arizona and Kessel make some sense actually...Don't be bringing that HF filth here...Would y'all trade Kessel for Christian Fischer and 14th overall?
My question is more: do we think picks are a reasonable return for some assets? I'm not so sure GMJR sees it that way...that guy can't buy green bananas, I can't imagine him moving Maatta for a 2nd and a 4th...
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