2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle
2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle
Down 2 to zero
Best you can do, you pansies?
Listen to Marv, Pens
Best you can do, you pansies?
Listen to Marv, Pens
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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle
Upset with the Pens
But where the hell have *we* been?
Asleep at the wheel
Haikus are our thing
Should’ve started them in March
To get in the groove
Groove is in the heart
Gotta win these two at home
My succotash wish
But where the hell have *we* been?
Asleep at the wheel
Haikus are our thing
Should’ve started them in March
To get in the groove
Groove is in the heart
Gotta win these two at home
My succotash wish
2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle
islander NTP66s
****, the lot of them
grind these dodints down
****, the lot of them
grind these dodints down
2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle
Hockey but fleeting
Groove is in the heart
Gotta win these two at home
My succotash wish
Deee-lite timeless reference
Dish knows what love is
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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle
Fat lady's singing
Germans have bombed Pearl Harbor
Is there one last gasp?
FFS, Sid, Jake
Geno, Phil the Thrill, Letang
SHOW SOME PRIDE, WILL YOU
Stop rolling over
If you are going to lose
Force them to TAKE it
Time to don the capes
One period at a time
One shift at a time
Germans have bombed Pearl Harbor
Is there one last gasp?
FFS, Sid, Jake
Geno, Phil the Thrill, Letang
SHOW SOME PRIDE, WILL YOU
Stop rolling over
If you are going to lose
Force them to TAKE it
Time to don the capes
One period at a time
One shift at a time
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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle
Life is short and cruel
Just like the Pens postseason
At least Tiger won
Just like the Pens postseason
At least Tiger won
2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle
Problems will be solved
Shoot Johnson into the sun
No more bad contract
Shoot Johnson into the sun
No more bad contract
2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle
We suck at hockey
Last scoring chance was in March
Fresh legs in six months
Last scoring chance was in March
Fresh legs in six months
2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle
We all shall witness
Revenge for '75
It Begins Tuesday
Revenge for '75
It Begins Tuesday
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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle
The Flyers did itWe all shall witness
Revenge for '75
It Begins Tuesday
And that team was not special
The Kings did it too
Now, our Pens. Why not?!
Revenge for '75
Makes a great story
Show the N-Y-I
That they still have things to learn
Another time, 'K?
The season can't end
Nope, not to these buncha schmos
Tonight's a first step
Something different
A comeback for the ages
No one expects it
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