2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle

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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle

Postby Robot B9 » Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:38 am

Down 2 to zero
Best you can do, you pansies?
Listen to Marv, Pens

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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle

Postby Blue Canary » Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:32 am

Upset with the Pens
But where the hell have *we* been?
Asleep at the wheel

Haikus are our thing
Should’ve started them in March
To get in the groove

Groove is in the heart
Gotta win these two at home
My succotash wish

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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle

Postby Gaucho » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:16 am

islander NTP66s
****, the lot of them
grind these dodints down

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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle

Postby Robot B9 » Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:08 pm


Groove is in the heart
Gotta win these two at home
My succotash wish
Hockey but fleeting
Deee-lite timeless reference
Dish knows what love is

Image

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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle

Postby Blue Canary » Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:51 pm

Fat lady's singing
Germans have bombed Pearl Harbor
Is there one last gasp?

FFS, Sid, Jake
Geno, Phil the Thrill, Letang
SHOW SOME PRIDE, WILL YOU

Stop rolling over
If you are going to lose
Force them to TAKE it

Time to don the capes
One period at a time
One shift at a time

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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle

Postby shafnutz05 » Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:39 pm

Life is short and cruel
Just like the Pens postseason
At least Tiger won

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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle

Postby MR25 » Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:49 pm

Problems will be solved
Shoot Johnson into the sun
No more bad contract

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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle

Postby willeyeam » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:06 pm

We suck at hockey
Last scoring chance was in March
Fresh legs in six months

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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle

Postby IMFC » Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:23 pm

We all shall witness
Revenge for '75
It Begins Tuesday

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2019 Playoff Haikus - Pens vs. de Isle

Postby Blue Canary » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:58 pm

We all shall witness
Revenge for '75
It Begins Tuesday
The Flyers did it
And that team was not special
The Kings did it too

Now, our Pens. Why not?!
Revenge for '75
Makes a great story

Show the N-Y-I
That they still have things to learn
Another time, 'K?

The season can't end
Nope, not to these buncha schmos
Tonight's a first step

Something different
A comeback for the ages
No one expects it

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