Playoffs Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYR

Postby **Robot B9** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:35 am

Step aside, Pittsburgh Dad Jr.
Now is the time for Teh Switch
Let MAF pwn them allz

Postby **count2infinity** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:42 am

is that pronounced mehf or mawf?

Postby **Robot B9** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:45 am

Nice job, c2i
Bringing non haiku in here
Just kill the Pens now

Postby **count2infinity** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:47 am

My apologies,
Is that pronounced mehf or mawf?
I would like to know.

Postby **Robot B9** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:50 am

It's like "MAFFFFF", for realz
Feel the Maftershocks, Rags
Goal futlilty

Postby **count2infinity** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:52 am

oh, so it is mahf
like mav, just more F in it.
refrigerator.

Postby **Silentom** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:53 am

I hate you New York
Pens will slay you in six games
Rick Nash is still fat

Postby **King Colby** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:45 am

Me and king henry
might have a jam sesh later
if they let us win

Postby **King Colby** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:48 am

Presidents cup curse
Hope its actually a thing
Otherwise we're screwed

Postby **King Colby** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:49 am

Too much doom and gloom
King owes an apology
Sorry you jagoffs

Postby **Beveridge** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:09 am

Pens need to score goals
King Henry can stop them all
Jinx! F*** the Rangers

Postby **tfrizz** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:10 am

Pens start playoffs tonight
Rangers will put up a fight
Please, save us Fleury!

Postby **Tico Rick** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:09 am

Rossi going full Rossi.
Sid and Geno laugh.
A petulant fool he is.

Postby **count2infinity** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:18 am

People need to learn
Haikus should count syllables
It's 5, 7, 5

Postby **shafnutz05** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:27 am

Using contractions
When creating new haikus
Is bush league cheating

Postby **Tico Rick** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 11:18 am

Who follows the rules?
Not me, nor the referees.
You like this haiku?

Postby **Robot B9** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:23 pm

Using contractions
When creating new haikus
Is bush league cheating

Attention, Shadrach
Wrap-around sentences suck
Do not suck, Shadrach

Postby **King Colby** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:47 pm

I count at least three
effed up haikus in this thread
god do you all suck

Postby **King Colby** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:50 pm

The board from before
Does not have a haiku thread
Glad Kicksaves board does!

Postby **King Colby** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:54 pm

Question on haikus:
Can there be a second verse?
Asking for a friend.

Postby **PFiDC** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:20 pm

Pens may win a game
Rangers will likely win 4
Who cares? Lets Go Pens

Postby **Robot B9** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 2:57 pm

Well kvist mah grits, y'all!
Our ...Kvist is better than theirs
Do good work, Patric

Postby **RonnieFranchise** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:38 am

Skaters do not care
MAF Second shot goal
Please just shoot me now

EDIT:

Contraction removed
Haiku police on the board
Hope you are happy

Postby **Silentom** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:58 am

Rangers win game one
Won't be so lucky next time
Rick Nash is still fat

Postby **Tico Rick** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:52 pm

Kunitz is so old.
Yes, that really grinds my gears.
But MAF is a boss.