Penguins sign Matt Cullen - 1 yr, $650k @Dickie Dunn

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Penguins sign Matt Cullen - 1 yr, $650k @Dickie Dunn

Postby mikey » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:30 pm

Dad's home...
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Postby willeyeam » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:32 pm

@Dickie Dunn

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Postby NTP66 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:33 pm

@Dickie Dunn

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:34 pm

@Dickie Dunn

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Penguins sign Matt Cullen - 1 yr

Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:39 pm

https://twitter.com/penguins/status/1013476285870428160
DAD IS COMING HOME!

The Pittsburgh Penguins have signed forward Matt Cullen to a one-year contract for $650,000.

Read more: https://pens.pe/2z5P5PY
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Postby Jim » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:39 pm

Pass.

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Postby NTP66 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:39 pm

All kidding aside, a one year $650k contract for Cullen is okay by me.

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Postby mikey » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:40 pm

Updated title with salary.

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Postby meow » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:46 pm

@Dickie Dunn
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Postby NTP66 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:49 pm

@Dickie Dunn is going to logon, see the mentions, and know exactly what happened without even looking at the thread title.

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Postby skullman80 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:51 pm

Oh Lord. Yohe is creaming his pants right now.

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Postby NTP66 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:52 pm

Oh Lord. Yohe is creaming his pants right now.
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Postby willeyeam » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:53 pm

For 650 is totes fine with me on a serious note

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Penguins sign Matt Cullen - 1 yr, $650k @Dickie Dunn

Postby Dickie Dunn » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:59 pm

**** KILL ME. **** them. **** all of you. **** Yohe. **** Mackey. **** everything. What in the **** **** is this? Where the **** are you going to put him? You just signed **** Sheahan to be your fourth line center, what the **** do you need Cullen’s **** ancient ass for? I go out of my way to try to rationalize the **** Jack Johnson signing and this is how I get rewarded!?!

WHAT THE ****!?

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Postby NTP66 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:00 pm

Rutherford said that they could use Cullen at LW, FWIW.

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Postby mikey » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:01 pm

Seriously, that's right. I mean, look at Jay Beagle...didn't he get 4 yrs x $3 mil per or some such...yeah, he's a better 4C than Cullen, I get that...but still, there's some humdingers out there for bottom six guys...Beagle, Roussel...I think we're ok here, I think he can be 4C...if we continue to fail to net a LW, I think Brassard might move there...

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:06 pm

@Dickie Dunn

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Postby meow » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:12 pm

He can still play

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Postby Pavel Bure » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:12 pm

*dry heaves*

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:32 pm

I thought playing at home was such a big deal for him?

Ugh. Whatever.

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Postby NTP66 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:33 pm

"He is home."

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Postby dodint » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:46 pm

What a shitty day.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:57 pm

Jesus Christ they **** called him dad in tweet. I want to die.

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