Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:22 am
I figured that would be an article from The Onion. Then I scrolled up and was reminded that Torts is an asshat.
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:26 am
That he went off so quickly and easily confirms that he was the problem.
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:12 am
Truthfully I don't care if JJ is a tire fire now, that reaction made this signing worth it.
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:21 am
I'll be able to accept this signing more if Letang gets his **** together next season.
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:22 am
And when Letang doesn't...?
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:26 am
Ha! I thought the same thing.Truthfully I don't care if JJ is a tire fire now, that reaction made this signing worth it.
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:28 am
I'm trying to remain positive.And when Letang doesn't...?
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:33 am
Go full DD, you know you want to.I'm trying to remain positive.And when Letang doesn't...?
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:33 am
That's not out of the realm of possibilities.
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:22 am
Not sure Torts and the BJ's could be more insecure.
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:39 am
Now that the Caps have won the Cup, the baton has been passed to the Beejes, and they're dropping it already.Not sure Torts and the BJ's could be more insecure.
(My hands shook a little typing that first part. I still can't used to it.)
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:41 am
Nothing cures stupidity and declining athleticism like more age.I'll be able to accept this signing more if Letang gets his **** together next season.
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:59 pm
It's like someone has secretly been pissing in Torts' Cheerios every day for his entire life
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:21 am
At this point I think he does it himself just to have something to dodint about.It's like someone has secretly been pissing in Torts' Cheerios every day for his entire life
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:32 am
He has a brand to uphold...
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:40 am
Did he have another outburst?
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:01 am
No, we're just on that waffles/MiMH alternate timeline mikey was talking about.
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:08 pm
Nothing cures stupidity and declining athleticism like more age.I'll be able to accept this signing more if Letang gets his **** together next season.
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:44 pm
Maybe Torts was right after all 
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:56 pm
Is that really a slick statement haha...it looks like only waffles was cool with this...it's like the David Clarkson signing in Toronto, everyone knew it was wrong at the time except the two people engaging in the deal - and I'm not even certain of that really...