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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:22 am

I figured that would be an article from The Onion. Then I scrolled up and was reminded that Torts is an asshat.

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:26 am

That he went off so quickly and easily confirms that he was the problem.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:12 am

Truthfully I don't care if JJ is a tire fire now, that reaction made this signing worth it.

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:21 am

I'll be able to accept this signing more if Letang gets his **** together next season.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:22 am

And when Letang doesn't...?

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Postby llipgh2 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:26 am

Truthfully I don't care if JJ is a tire fire now, that reaction made this signing worth it.
Ha! I thought the same thing.

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Postby NTP66 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:28 am

And when Letang doesn't...?
I'm trying to remain positive.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:33 am

And when Letang doesn't...?
I'm trying to remain positive.
Go full DD, you know you want to.
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Postby NTP66 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:33 am

That's not out of the realm of possibilities.

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Postby Troy Loney » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:22 am

Not sure Torts and the BJ's could be more insecure.

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Postby Blue Canary » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:39 am

Not sure Torts and the BJ's could be more insecure.
Now that the Caps have won the Cup, the baton has been passed to the Beejes, and they're dropping it already.

(My hands shook a little typing that first part. I still can't used to it.)

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Postby dodint » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:41 am

I'll be able to accept this signing more if Letang gets his **** together next season.
Nothing cures stupidity and declining athleticism like more age.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:59 pm

It's like someone has secretly been pissing in Torts' Cheerios every day for his entire life

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:21 am

It's like someone has secretly been pissing in Torts' Cheerios every day for his entire life
At this point I think he does it himself just to have something to dodint about.

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Postby mikey » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:32 am

He has a brand to uphold...

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Postby NTP66 » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:40 am

Did he have another outburst?

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Postby dodint » Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:01 am

No, we're just on that waffles/MiMH alternate timeline mikey was talking about.

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Postby dodint » Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:08 pm

I'll be able to accept this signing more if Letang gets his **** together next season.
Nothing cures stupidity and declining athleticism like more age.
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Postby MR25 » Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:44 pm

Maybe Torts was right after all :pop:

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Postby mikey » Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:56 pm

Is that really a slick statement haha...it looks like only waffles was cool with this...it's like the David Clarkson signing in Toronto, everyone knew it was wrong at the time except the two people engaging in the deal - and I'm not even certain of that really...

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