2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

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Postby Robot B9 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:10 am

Dear Capitals Fans,
Are you tired of this yet?
Recurring nightmare

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:50 am

Attention, Caps fans
Would you like heartbreak for lunch?
With a side of fail?

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:52 am

Good morning, Pittsburgh
Pens playing with house money
Still, let's win today

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:55 am

Can feel for Holtby
Porous play in front of him
Lives in fear of Sid

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Postby Robot B9 » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:57 am

Ahoy, D Brassard
You're on board the SS Cup
Produce more points, plx

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Postby iamjs » Wed May 02, 2018 9:28 am

The Caps, they all suck
Ovie, Backstrom, and Oshie
Tom Wilson drinks pee

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri May 04, 2018 7:02 pm

Guentzel scores all goals
Better than sliced bread and crack
Paging other Pens

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Tico Rick » Fri May 04, 2018 8:41 pm

Sid and Jake have brains.
Ovie, Oshie and Wilson,
mental midgets all.

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Postby Tico Rick » Fri May 04, 2018 8:46 pm

Crosby owns the Caps
Smell the glove and taste the salt
Ovie is Sid's biitch.

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Blue Canary » Sun May 06, 2018 5:23 pm

Can't help but daydream
How delicious it will be
Our Pens in 7

It looks like **** now
But experience tells us
Don't count out our boys

The game of your life!
That's what we need in game 6
Then do it again

The devastation!
The emotional wreckage!
Tear-soaked red jerseys

The lamentations:
"It wasn't supposed to be!
We prayed, prayed some more!"

Caps fans, you were heard
It wasn't supposed to be
Hockey gods said, "No."

Where do you get this?
Do you think you're entitled?
Right: Your time. Screw off!

First Bruce, then Barry
Complain, complain, and complain
Want to be rewarded

Sully says, "Just play"
Complainers don't get rewards
Guys like Sully do

Now, let's flash forward
To our beautiful forecast
End of game 7

Red Rawkers booing
Holtby face down on the ice
Wilson's not laughing

Look, Sid and Ovie
Filing through the handshake line
It never gets old

Ovie says to Sid,
"I'm done. I want a trade now.
Or, bye, NHL!

"I can't take much more
I'll go to the KHL!
20 mil, tax-free!"

Sid just says, "Good game."
He knew that the Caps would lose
They reek, up and down

From top to bottom
The losing mindset pervades
Year in, and year out

It's Greek tragedy
The Pens have a part to play
Winning the hard way

For the Caps, it means
A new painful way to lose
They reap what they sow

Can't help but daydream
How delicious it will be
Our Pens in 7
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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Tico Rick » Sun May 06, 2018 9:48 pm

Who's the haiku queen?
Who wrote a haiku novel?
Yes, Blue Canary.

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Blue Canary » Sun May 06, 2018 10:51 pm

Who's the haiku queen?
Who wrote a haiku novel?
Yes, Blue Canary.
Obnoxious, likely
But, really, it’s a great way
To procrastinate
:lol:

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Postby Blue Canary » Mon May 07, 2018 3:28 pm

Wing-flapping celly
Morkle would very much like
A Pen to do it

Whom could we enlist?
I think Evgeni Malkin
Hear there's no love lost

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Postby iamjs » Mon May 07, 2018 4:29 pm

I'm going tonight
Rare appearance by JS
at the arena

I'll take all credit
If the Pens win game six, yeah.
Lose? Not an option

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Postby iamjs » Mon May 07, 2018 4:30 pm

No, seriously
If you think the Pens will lose
do not talk to me.

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Postby Blue Canary » Tue May 08, 2018 12:28 am

We’re left with sadness
Thus endeth the haiku thread
What do we do now?

:cry:

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Postby Robot B9 » Tue May 08, 2018 6:18 am

Back to back Cup champs
Historic last two seasons
Great job, Pens, thank you

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Postby iamjs » Tue May 08, 2018 8:47 am

F off, Capitals
Morris Day does it better
Bird celly - no good.

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