2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

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Postby Robot B9 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:03 pm

Welcome back, Ovi
Seeking playoff record, yeah?
Round 2 runner-up

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Blue Canary » Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:22 pm

Third year in a row
Why don’t you raise a banner
For reaching round 2?

Gambler’s fallacy
It’s known as a fallacy
Because it’s, like, false

Where you get this crap?
“Caps are due to beat the Pens!”
Really, why *this* year?

This year’s different?
Do you really believe that?
Nah, didn’t think so.

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby shafnutz05 » Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:17 am

Caps are due to win
Statistically, that means sht
Break their hearts again

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:20 am

Sorry, there, Brooksy
Like Hossa, went to wrong team
Grass greener right here

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Postby Robot B9 » Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:21 am

Sorry, there, Nisky
Like Brooksy, went to wrong team
Grass greener right here

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Postby Silentom » Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:23 am

Sorry, there, Nisky
Like Brooksy, went to wrong team
Grass greener right here

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Postby Silentom » Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:23 am

Sorry, there, Nisky
Like Brooksy, went to wrong team
Grass greener right here

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:52 pm

Commander Buttsludge
Yes, could refer to all Caps
Wilson, though, is it

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Postby Robot B9 » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:56 pm

Flapping small girl arms
Testament to eunuchdom
Sid's dodint Backstrom

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Blue Canary » Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:42 am

17 seconds
The horn! Siren! And light show!
Gotta play 60

Horny, Sid, and Jake
They weren't going to lose this
Check out their faces

Horny was like, "Grrr"
"Let's f'n go, you bastards!
Glorious bastards!"

Then Sid was all, "****.
It's time to get in the game.
Let's wake the hell up!"

Finally, Jakey
With unbridled glee, he beams
"I'm Scorgoalio!"

The Red Rawkers leave
Dejected, discomfited
It's hard to buy in

Rawkers, don't bother
Take the rest of the week off
Avoid the sadness

Or don't, because lulz
We're at the gallery steps
Chanting, "Let's go, Pens!"

You want to start fights
But, why? You're in Chinatown
Go get some dim sum

A 6 of Tsingtao
Will start drowning your sorrows
This round's on the Pens

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:12 am

BC eloquence
Better than all media
READ ALL ABOUT IT!

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:13 am

Stone Cold Game 1, man
Pens drop Stunner on DC
Crosby 3:16

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby MrKennethTKangaroo » Fri Apr 27, 2018 8:13 am

The capitals are bedwetters

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Blue Canary » Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:12 pm

BC eloquence
Better than all media
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
Thanks, Robot B9
Haiku keeps me from stressing
At least for a while

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:13 pm

Tom Wilson, villain
Huckleberry chode smoker
Watch your back next game

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Blue Canary » Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:10 pm

Caps looked frustrated
It's only game 1, idjits
It's gonna get worse

Sunday will be lit
Caps treating it as must-win
Well, it kinda is

Except Caps won't win
They'll enter game 3 down 2
Finish them off, Pens!

Pens have a cheat code
"Controller disconnected"
Caps defense will wilt

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:57 am

Oh hai, Jay Beagle!
Say, great faceoffs in game 1
Aaron Asham punch

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:58 am

Hmmm, Brett Connolly
Could have tied it up at end
Got his ass Murrayed

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:59 am

Alex Ovechkin
Missed wide open scoring chance
That is what she said

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:01 am

Blech, Yuck, Nick Backstrom
Countenance makes people wretch
What's so special, brah?

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:02 am

TJ Oshie, no
Not shootout competition
BJ and The Bear

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Postby Robot B9 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:03 am

Kuznetsov scored first
Guentzel scored last, didn't he?
Jake won that, dooshbrain

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:05 am

Wilson is fungus
Disgusting, nauseating
Petry dish of fail

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:07 am

Dmitry Orlov
Plays on d, wears number 9
Boring, makes me sleep

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Postby Robot B9 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:07 am

Who's Michal Kempny?
Odd sequence of consonants
Great claim to fame, dude

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