2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Robot B9 » Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:50 am

Welcome back, Flyers
And by that, I mean 'suck it'
Your failboat awaits

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Blue Canary » Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:41 am

Heeding B9's call
BC reports for duty
The least she can do

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Time for brand-new chants
You know "Crosby sucks!" won't work
Try "We're not worthy!"

It's gonna be lit
That means Sid, Geno, and Phil
Burn down your village

Hey, Derek Brassard
Yeah, you know what time it is
Rise, Playoffs Brassgod

(Of course, this presumes he gets healthy and returns sometime soon...)

Pens can make this hard
Or they can make this easy
Skate! Finish! Defend!

Murray, clear your mind
Been a long year for you. Now:
Dad Strength from above

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Shut up, already
Shut up about the Eagles
And underdog crap

Shameless glomming on
So they won the Superb Owl
It's not contagious

Your Wayback Machine
Can't zip to 6 years ago
In the next 5 days

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby shafnutz05 » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:22 am

Eagles won it all
Restore balance to the world
Break their f**king hearts

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby meow » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:49 am

Philly sports fans, eh?
Buncha poop eating slackjaws
They deserve nothing

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Silentom » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:15 am

Guns don't kill Flyers
Penguins kill Flyer *****
In Sid we 3elieve

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Kaiser » Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:30 pm

Another somewhere
A parallel universe
Flyers have a chance

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Robot B9 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:19 am

Flyers Charmin soft
Can't rise to the occasion
Yes, that's what she said

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Silentom » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:38 am

Revenge for last time
Will be the best thing ever
Pens in five or less

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Postby Silentom » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:40 am

Fraud Giroux is ass
Crosby will spank him bigly
Go home cryer puds

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Postby Silentom » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:43 am

Shitty **** shitpost
@Lemon Berry Lobster
Shitty **** shitpost

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Robot B9 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:53 am

They have two goalies
Really, then, they are without
Thousand GAA

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Robot B9 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:55 am

Giroux one-oh-two
Great season for points, there, Claude
Still a pork product

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Robot B9 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:58 am

Hexstall Hackstall lulz
Crackball Hackfall Smackwall lolz
Dr. Seuss dumb names

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Robot B9 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:59 am

Pat's or Geno's...hmm
How about neither, Philly
Cheez Whiz makes you ghey

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Silentom » Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:01 am

I hate the Flyers
We all hate the Flyer ****
Flyers suck big balls

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Robot B9 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:01 am

Football and hockey
Cause those are the same thing, right?
Eagles don't mean sheiss

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Robot B9 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:03 am

Wayne Simmonds is good
Loomis Simmons, he is not
David Allen Grier

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Willie Kool » Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:42 am

Philadelphia
Since 1975
Postseason chokers

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Robot B9 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:21 pm

Heed Chuck D, Flyers
Welcome to the Terrordome
Suckerduck MCs

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby shoeshine boy » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:09 am

I hate the Cryers
I REALLY hate the Cryers
refrigerator

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Silentom » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:31 am

Game one tomorrow
Philadelphia is poo
Pittsburgh is supreme

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby the wicked child » Tue Apr 10, 2018 10:00 am

**** dem Flyers scum
Whole buncha jagoffs 'n' at
Captain ass pincher

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Blue Canary » Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:58 pm

Confidence level
In the Philly area
Is as high af

Why is that, I ask
“Well, we’ve got nothing to lose.
They’ll play loose and win.”

This does give me pause
Then I remember: Sully
Pens will be ready

Get this over with
A business-like dismissal
History awaits

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Robot B9 » Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:45 pm

I know he's not there
Hartnell still King Flyer ******
Cauldron of fan rage

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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby Robot B9 » Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:48 pm

Jakub Voracek
Uh, like, hmmm, let's see now...uh
I'm bored by his face

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