2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers

Postby **Robot B9** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:51 pm

3-1 series lead
Dog collared these here dodints
Piss on that, Philly

Postby **Robot B9** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:57 pm

Giroux scored tonight?
No goals, only fat crack whores
You're a failure, dog

Postby **Robot B9** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:58 pm

'Bout that baton pass...
Was just Claude's snoodle tool
Always Sid's dodint

Postby **Kaiser** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:45 am

Crosby, a monster
I said a god damn monster
Hey Steve Irwin died

Postby **iamjs** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 4:22 pm

102 points
Those mean nothing right now, Claude.
Where are your goals now?

Postby **Robot B9** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 4:50 pm

Poor Michal Neuvirth
He can't plug all those dike holes
T-dub ess ess, brah

Postby **Robot B9** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:28 pm

Rewatching game 4
Attention:Flyers still blow
Replay joyousness

Postby **Blue Canary** » Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:02 am

Whoomp there it is!
Sheik yerbouti in da room
Boom shaka laka

Pens going old school
This year's locker room win song
Boom shaka laka

"Walking on Sunshine"
And before that, Hall and Oates
Now, Tag Team. Play it!

Postby **Blue Canary** » Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:06 am

Crosby, a monster
I said a god damn monster
Hey Steve Irwin died

"That's not a knife"
Sorry, wrong Aussie hero
Wait wut? Steve Irwin?

Postby **iamjs** » Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:03 am

a game 6 you say?
Not happening, no sir, nope.
It is handshake time.

Postby **Robot B9** » Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:26 pm

Snap your fingers, Pens
Snap the necks of these tardbakes
Prong will set you free

Postby **Blue Canary** » Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:29 pm

I want to throw things
Pens, what the hell's going on?
This is such bull****

Postby **iamjs** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:21 pm

**** the Flyers
And **** Sean Couturier
Pack your **** Flyers

Postby **iamjs** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:23 pm

a game 6 you say?
Not happening, no sir, nope.
It is handshake time.

So that **** happened
Whatever. **** off Philly
Enjoy you loss jerks.

Postby **Robot B9** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:35 pm

Sean Coutourier
Played on injured knee, still lost
Cooter Coot Coot Coot

Postby **Robot B9** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:37 pm

Philly sucks cat balls
Puke city, crap fans, ass team
**** all yinz dead now

Postby **Robot B9** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:38 pm

Fraude Giroux, indeed
No leader, no baton, out
Pimple on Sid's butt

Postby **Robot B9** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:41 pm

Jake Guentzel, nightmare
Will haunt Philly forever
Beavis fin'lly scored

Postby **Robot B9** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:42 pm

Philadelphia
Where hope and class go to die
Die, fartknockers, die

Postby **Robot B9** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:44 pm

No Geno, no prob
Horny, Jake, Sid brought the pain
And the coffin nails

Postby **Robot B9** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:45 pm

Oh hai, flyer fan
Would you like a cup of fail?
Ah, already full

Postby **Robot B9** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:46 pm

Weep for Scott Laughton
A goal too late, it would seem
Hit the links, puke face

Postby **Robot B9** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:09 pm

Dwight K. Shrute, question:
Do Flyers really suck bad?
Answer: false, they blow

Postby **iamjs** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:23 pm

What? No game seven?
As my friend Commie would say:
#packyourshit Philly

Postby **iamjs** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:57 pm

go pound sand philly
nope, you never had a chance
wasn't even close