2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
3-1 series lead
Dog collared these here dodints
Piss on that, Philly
Dog collared these here dodints
Piss on that, Philly
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Giroux scored tonight?
No goals, only fat crack whores
You're a failure, dog
No goals, only fat crack whores
You're a failure, dog
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
'Bout that baton pass...
Was just Claude's snoodle tool
Always Sid's dodint
Was just Claude's snoodle tool
Always Sid's dodint
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Crosby, a monster
I said a god damn monster
Hey Steve Irwin died
I said a god damn monster
Hey Steve Irwin died
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102 points
Those mean nothing right now, Claude.
Where are your goals now?
Those mean nothing right now, Claude.
Where are your goals now?
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Poor Michal Neuvirth
He can't plug all those dike holes
T-dub ess ess, brah
He can't plug all those dike holes
T-dub ess ess, brah
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Rewatching game 4
Attention:Flyers still blow
Replay joyousness
Attention:Flyers still blow
Replay joyousness
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Whoomp there it is!
Sheik yerbouti in da room
Boom shaka laka
Pens going old school
This year's locker room win song
Boom shaka laka
"Walking on Sunshine"
And before that, Hall and Oates
Now, Tag Team. Play it!
Sheik yerbouti in da room
Boom shaka laka
Pens going old school
This year's locker room win song
Boom shaka laka
"Walking on Sunshine"
And before that, Hall and Oates
Now, Tag Team. Play it!
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"That's not a knife"Crosby, a monster
I said a god damn monster
Hey Steve Irwin died
Sorry, wrong Aussie hero
Wait wut? Steve Irwin?
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a game 6 you say?
Not happening, no sir, nope.
It is handshake time.
Not happening, no sir, nope.
It is handshake time.
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Snap your fingers, Pens
Snap the necks of these tardbakes
Prong will set you free
Snap the necks of these tardbakes
Prong will set you free
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I want to throw things
Pens, what the hell's going on?
This is such bull****
Pens, what the hell's going on?
This is such bull****
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**** the Flyers
And **** Sean Couturier
Pack your **** Flyers
And **** Sean Couturier
Pack your **** Flyers
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So that **** happeneda game 6 you say?
Not happening, no sir, nope.
It is handshake time.
Whatever. **** off Philly
Enjoy you loss jerks.
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Sean Coutourier
Played on injured knee, still lost
Cooter Coot Coot Coot
Played on injured knee, still lost
Cooter Coot Coot Coot
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Philly sucks cat balls
Puke city, crap fans, ass team
**** all yinz dead now
Puke city, crap fans, ass team
**** all yinz dead now
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Fraude Giroux, indeed
No leader, no baton, out
Pimple on Sid's butt
No leader, no baton, out
Pimple on Sid's butt
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Jake Guentzel, nightmare
Will haunt Philly forever
Beavis fin'lly scored
Will haunt Philly forever
Beavis fin'lly scored
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Philadelphia
Where hope and class go to die
Die, fartknockers, die
Where hope and class go to die
Die, fartknockers, die
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
No Geno, no prob
Horny, Jake, Sid brought the pain
And the coffin nails
Horny, Jake, Sid brought the pain
And the coffin nails
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Oh hai, flyer fan
Would you like a cup of fail?
Ah, already full
Would you like a cup of fail?
Ah, already full
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Weep for Scott Laughton
A goal too late, it would seem
Hit the links, puke face
A goal too late, it would seem
Hit the links, puke face
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Dwight K. Shrute, question:
Do Flyers really suck bad?
Answer: false, they blow
Do Flyers really suck bad?
Answer: false, they blow
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What? No game seven?
As my friend Commie would say:
#packyourshit Philly
As my friend Commie would say:
#packyourshit Philly
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go pound sand philly
nope, you never had a chance
wasn't even close
nope, you never had a chance
wasn't even close
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