2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
The Flyers are bad
But Giroux's a pretty boy
Waffles for the win
But Giroux's a pretty boy
Waffles for the win
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Flyers lives suck, suck
Suicidal Tendencies
Captain Stupid Claude
Suicidal Tendencies
Captain Stupid Claude
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Here lie the Flyers
Just like what Scrooge told Beavis
They never ever scored.
Just like what Scrooge told Beavis
They never ever scored.
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A game one touchdown
For the Pens. For the Flyers?
A game one donut.
For the Pens. For the Flyers?
A game one donut.
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Claude was -4
A number he knows real well:
Minus four... four... FORE!!!!
A number he knows real well:
Minus four... four... FORE!!!!
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Elliott phone home?
More like call for Mrazek
Dated ET joke.
More like call for Mrazek
Dated ET joke.
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Buttstink crappy pants
Odiferous quality
Flyers game bit chode
Odiferous quality
Flyers game bit chode
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Scott Lawton: Whiffer
Could have made a difference
Murs Heismanned his face
Could have made a difference
Murs Heismanned his face
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Drafted in Pittsburgh
Laughton is still getting booed
BOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Laughton is still getting booed
BOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Ready player 1?
Looking at you, Matt Murray
Shut em down, Chuck D
Looking at you, Matt Murray
Shut em down, Chuck D
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Feels like a Prong game
Whose fist is this anyway?
J Oleksiak's
Whose fist is this anyway?
J Oleksiak's
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The morning after
What a craptacular loss
Someone take my phone
The texts were afire
With jags suddenly gloating
Where were they hiding?
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Here we are, game 3
I'm not dealing with nonsense
Pens, gain back control
The orange t-shirts
And the screaming idiots
Aim to mess you up
You've been here before
We need 2 solid road wins
Quiet the masses
Sid and Geno know
That nothing's ever easy
Vying for the Cup
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Now, back to the jags
I don't want to hear from them
Again this series
I'm bracing myself
To hear the jags spell "EAGLES"
During the playoffs
Dumbest thing ever
Seriously, so stupid
Let's hear, "Crosby sucks!"
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Sid hears the chanting
He breaks into a weird grin
"It's go time," he thinks
Brian Elliott
You're still Brian Elliott
No Conn Smythe for you
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Meanwhile, there's Cheez Whiz
On the bottom of our shoes
Gooey and dirty
It seems symbolic
We plan to crush their hopes
Grind them into dust
Add the fried onions
"Who's cutting them?" the Jags cry
"Whiz wit' " means "losing"
What a craptacular loss
Someone take my phone
The texts were afire
With jags suddenly gloating
Where were they hiding?
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Here we are, game 3
I'm not dealing with nonsense
Pens, gain back control
The orange t-shirts
And the screaming idiots
Aim to mess you up
You've been here before
We need 2 solid road wins
Quiet the masses
Sid and Geno know
That nothing's ever easy
Vying for the Cup
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Now, back to the jags
I don't want to hear from them
Again this series
I'm bracing myself
To hear the jags spell "EAGLES"
During the playoffs
Dumbest thing ever
Seriously, so stupid
Let's hear, "Crosby sucks!"
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Sid hears the chanting
He breaks into a weird grin
"It's go time," he thinks
Brian Elliott
You're still Brian Elliott
No Conn Smythe for you
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Meanwhile, there's Cheez Whiz
On the bottom of our shoes
Gooey and dirty
It seems symbolic
We plan to crush their hopes
Grind them into dust
Add the fried onions
"Who's cutting them?" the Jags cry
"Whiz wit' " means "losing"
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Public EnemyReady player 1?
Looking at you, Matt Murray
Shut em down, Chuck D
Fear of an orange planet
Send them to the moon
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The "People's Elbow"Feels like a Prong game
Whose fist is this anyway?
J Oleksiak's
Is no match for Jamie's glare
Let's ask Wayne Simmonds
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Career suicideElliott phone home?
More like call for Mrazek
Dated ET joke.
For all the Flyers' goalies
Set up a hotline
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Raining hard outside
Flyer tears salty failure
2-1 for good guys
Flyer tears salty failure
2-1 for good guys
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911 a joke
Get up a-git-git git down
So is Elliott
Get up a-git-git git down
So is Elliott
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19 on the board
Positive acquisition
Big Brass Balls, baybeeee
Positive acquisition
Big Brass Balls, baybeeee
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Shayne Gostisbeher wut
Nobody can spell his name
Just say Crapbasket
Nobody can spell his name
Just say Crapbasket
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Fifteen thousand and
Six hundred sixty three days
The streak continues
Six hundred sixty three days
The streak continues
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Pick-a-Pen friendly
Dumoulin racking up points
Playoff warrior
Dumoulin racking up points
Playoff warrior
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Listen @BroadStBull
The baton was never passed
Retweet again? Sure.
The baton was never passed
Retweet again? Sure.
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Flyer in the box?911 a joke
Get up a-git-git git down
So is Elliott
I'm gonna say they have to
Fight The Power
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Bedrik Smetana
Awesome classical music
Flyers are Bieber
Awesome classical music
Flyers are Bieber
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
**** Bobby Clarke, eh?
Giroux, Patrick, Voracek
**** all them losers.
Giroux, Patrick, Voracek
**** all them losers.
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