2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Welcome back, Flyers
And by that, I mean 'suck it'
Your failboat awaits
And by that, I mean 'suck it'
Your failboat awaits
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2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Heeding B9's call
BC reports for duty
The least she can do
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Time for brand-new chants
You know "Crosby sucks!" won't work
Try "We're not worthy!"
It's gonna be lit
That means Sid, Geno, and Phil
Burn down your village
Hey, Derek Brassard
Yeah, you know what time it is
Rise, Playoffs Brassgod
(Of course, this presumes he gets healthy and returns sometime soon...)
Pens can make this hard
Or they can make this easy
Skate! Finish! Defend!
Murray, clear your mind
Been a long year for you. Now:
Dad Strength from above
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Shut up, already
Shut up about the Eagles
And underdog crap
Shameless glomming on
So they won the Superb Owl
It's not contagious
Your Wayback Machine
Can't zip to 6 years ago
In the next 5 days
BC reports for duty
The least she can do
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Time for brand-new chants
You know "Crosby sucks!" won't work
Try "We're not worthy!"
It's gonna be lit
That means Sid, Geno, and Phil
Burn down your village
Hey, Derek Brassard
Yeah, you know what time it is
Rise, Playoffs Brassgod
(Of course, this presumes he gets healthy and returns sometime soon...)
Pens can make this hard
Or they can make this easy
Skate! Finish! Defend!
Murray, clear your mind
Been a long year for you. Now:
Dad Strength from above
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Shut up, already
Shut up about the Eagles
And underdog crap
Shameless glomming on
So they won the Superb Owl
It's not contagious
Your Wayback Machine
Can't zip to 6 years ago
In the next 5 days
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Eagles won it all
Restore balance to the world
Break their f**king hearts
Restore balance to the world
Break their f**king hearts
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Philly sports fans, eh?
Buncha poop eating slackjaws
They deserve nothing
Buncha poop eating slackjaws
They deserve nothing
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Guns don't kill Flyers
Penguins kill Flyer *****
In Sid we 3elieve
Penguins kill Flyer *****
In Sid we 3elieve
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Another somewhere
A parallel universe
Flyers have a chance
A parallel universe
Flyers have a chance
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Flyers Charmin soft
Can't rise to the occasion
Yes, that's what she said
Can't rise to the occasion
Yes, that's what she said
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Revenge for last time
Will be the best thing ever
Pens in five or less
Will be the best thing ever
Pens in five or less
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Fraud Giroux is ass
Crosby will spank him bigly
Go home cryer puds
Crosby will spank him bigly
Go home cryer puds
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Shitty **** shitpost
@Lemon Berry Lobster
Shitty **** shitpost
@Lemon Berry Lobster
Shitty **** shitpost
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
They have two goalies
Really, then, they are without
Thousand GAA
Really, then, they are without
Thousand GAA
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Giroux one-oh-two
Great season for points, there, Claude
Still a pork product
Great season for points, there, Claude
Still a pork product
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Hexstall Hackstall lulz
Crackball Hackfall Smackwall lolz
Dr. Seuss dumb names
Crackball Hackfall Smackwall lolz
Dr. Seuss dumb names
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Pat's or Geno's...hmm
How about neither, Philly
Cheez Whiz makes you ghey
How about neither, Philly
Cheez Whiz makes you ghey
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I hate the Flyers
We all hate the Flyer ****
Flyers suck big balls
We all hate the Flyer ****
Flyers suck big balls
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Football and hockey
Cause those are the same thing, right?
Eagles don't mean sheiss
Cause those are the same thing, right?
Eagles don't mean sheiss
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Wayne Simmonds is good
Loomis Simmons, he is not
David Allen Grier
Loomis Simmons, he is not
David Allen Grier
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Philadelphia
Since 1975
Postseason chokers
Since 1975
Postseason chokers
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Heed Chuck D, Flyers
Welcome to the Terrordome
Suckerduck MCs
Welcome to the Terrordome
Suckerduck MCs
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I hate the Cryers
I REALLY hate the Cryers
refrigerator
I REALLY hate the Cryers
refrigerator
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Game one tomorrow
Philadelphia is poo
Pittsburgh is supreme
Philadelphia is poo
Pittsburgh is supreme
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**** dem Flyers scum
Whole buncha jagoffs 'n' at
Captain ass pincher
Whole buncha jagoffs 'n' at
Captain ass pincher
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Confidence level
In the Philly area
Is as high af
Why is that, I ask
“Well, we’ve got nothing to lose.
They’ll play loose and win.”
This does give me pause
Then I remember: Sully
Pens will be ready
Get this over with
A business-like dismissal
History awaits
In the Philly area
Is as high af
Why is that, I ask
“Well, we’ve got nothing to lose.
They’ll play loose and win.”
This does give me pause
Then I remember: Sully
Pens will be ready
Get this over with
A business-like dismissal
History awaits
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
I know he's not there
Hartnell still King Flyer ******
Cauldron of fan rage
Hartnell still King Flyer ******
Cauldron of fan rage
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 1 vs. Flyers
Jakub Voracek
Uh, like, hmmm, let's see now...uh
I'm bored by his face
Uh, like, hmmm, let's see now...uh
I'm bored by his face
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