2017 SCF Haikus

[Robot B9]

O, sage Pantera
Yesterday don't mean jack ****
Onward and upward

[Blue Canary]

Hey, Robot B9
Way to go, starting this thread
Surely, will be gold

[Robot B9]

Ah, Nashville TN
Memphis's in-state dodint
Welcome to your doom

[Robot B9]

Nashville Predators
Lots of predators there, huh?
Paging Chris Hansen

[Robot B9]

Preds crowd is bush league
Still needs cue cards when to cheer
You you you you suck

[Robot B9]

Nice unis, Nashville
Mustard orgy gone awry
Color wheel failure

[Dickie Dunn]

I don't remember
How Haikus work
**** you Nashville

[Silentom]

Nashville is stupid
Mascot jacks off in the stands
Kill them with fire, Pens

[mikey]

Honky Tonk Hockey
Won't beat Crosby and Geno
No Martin Erat

[crusherstasiak]

Romanov Josi
Nealov Subbanev Pekkov
Evgeni Malkin

[Viva la Ben]

The pens this playoffs
Have won as many series
As the hawks scored goals

[Tico Rick]

The real deal James Neal
Can't beat Hornqvist at his best.
Cry me a river.

[Robot B9]

Hmm...Pontus Aberg
Did you kill Swedish Jesus?
You won't rise again

[Blue Canary]

Take the kidz to school
Aberg, Sissons, Arvidsson
Young whippersnappers

We're supposed to think
Preds have faced adversity
Pssh, not like the Pens

Real Deal and Geno
The bromance is put on hold
Take no prisoners

A Brooks "great moment"
That's what we have here tonight
No, earned here tonight

Corporate country?
Throw some protopunk at 'em
Like "Search and Destroy"

Laviolette said
Claude is the best in the world
Geno says, "Sid best"

"Mario's TV"
Fans, don't take this for granted
Think of the expats

Ridiculous D
Versus exciting offense
We still score and win

[Blue Canary]

Nashville Predators
Lots of predators there, huh?
Paging Chris Hansen

Uh-oh... "Why don't you
"go have a seat over there..."
You're in the sin bin

[Blue Canary]

All the talking heads
Last year in the media
"Sharks will win the Cup!"

Not so fast, my friends!
Penguins' speed, sheer force of will
Two shots in the 3rd?

"Ooh, the Sharks!" they said
"They're so tough and due!" they said
Game 6 was a dud

[Blue Canary]

The real deal James Neal
Can't beat Hornqvist at his best.
Cry me a river.

Now, a 4th series
What else will the Pens deal with?
More People's Elbow?

Was it a head shot?
Did he lead with the shoulder?
Enough is enough

[Blue Canary]

Hmm...Pontus Aberg
Did you kill Swedish Jesus?
You won't rise again

Hark! Swedish Jesus
Lives and reigns forever
In our Hagelin

[crusherstasiak]

But cometh Crosby
Yes, Getzlaf is very good
See line number one

[shoeshine boy]

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

[Kaiser]

Lord stanley, his cup
GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF OF HER
velcro gloves scratch silver?

[Robot B9]

Here's some alchemy
One part Neal, two parts PK
Chode martini, brah

[Blue Canary]

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

This haiku speaks truth
Honestly, I laughed out loud
Get beer for dat fridge

[Blue Canary]

I don't remember
How Haikus work
**** you Nashville

Patience, Dickie Dunn
It's 5, then 7, then 5
The Preds can't deter you

[Blue Canary]

Hey, what do you think
A GDT in haiku
Yeah, no, just kidding