EGDT Pens Rangers

Postby **crusherstasiak** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:42 pm

here goes

The geriatric swingers club is having a mixer at the bar.
This old guy sees this 82 yr old woman sitting at the bar.
He saunters over , takes a seat next to the woman and says-

Postby **meow** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:47 pm

Schultz has been very solid this season.

He's finally slotted correctly.

Postby **Orlando Penguin** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:47 pm

Postby **columbia** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:50 pm

More plasma than solid.

Postby **Gaucho** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:52 pm

Need gif of Guentzel family.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:53 pm

We are taking them behind the woodshed right now...hopefully we keep it up. It's a neat little energy boost for the bench when a player like that comes in and gets his first...the guys love it, especially when it's a down to earth kid, wasn't a high pick, etc. That perks up everyone more than, say, Kunitz scoring...ya know, I had half a thought that someone should kidnap Kunitz in his sleep so that Guentzel can take his spot in the lineup...Kunitz is not on pace for six goals per game to be sure...

Postby **Gaucho** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:54 pm

crusher should definitely start more GDTs.

Postby **NTP66** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:58 pm

Need gif of Guentzel family.

Postby **columbia** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:59 pm

Need gif of Guentzel family.

His father was a positive version of this:

Postby **Gaucho** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:00 pm

Need gif of Guentzel family.

Notice that the blonde isn't there yet.

Postby **Orlando Penguin** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:02 pm

Need gif of Guentzel family.

Notice that the blonde isn't there yet.

Haha...first thing I looked for.

Postby **Freddy Rumsen** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:04 pm

https://twitter.com/SBNationNHL/status/ ... 1904704512

Postby **MR25** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:06 pm

Phil Kessel leads the league in assists.

I find that hilarious.

Postby **DigitalGypsy66** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:12 pm

Fat Nash.

Postby **meow** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:24 pm

Postby **Shyster** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:30 pm

Poop.

Postby **Gaucho** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:30 pm

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:37 pm

Did Grabner shoot 1000 pucks a day all summer? Dude sucks...he has 12 goals somehow. He is making shots that he never makes...

Postby **Gaucho** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:38 pm

About time.

Postby **Gaucho** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:40 pm

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:40 pm

Save us Guentzel...

Postby **NTP66** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:46 pm

Well, it looks like we're going to just have to score all of the goals in the third period now.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:49 pm

Save us Guentzel...

you're our only hope

Postby **Gaucho** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:50 pm

LET'S GO PENS!!!

Postby **columbia** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:51 pm

SAVE US ALL