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mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2022 8:49 pm
by faftorial
I'm not making the trade unless we have an extension in place
Does he want a raise from 9?

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2022 8:50 pm
by mikey
You're gonna have to hurry and beat this arbitration hearing...I don't exactly know the rules with club-elected salary arb off hand because it's so rare...but there might be limitations on what can be done and what can be done before Jan 1...

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2022 8:52 pm
by willeyeam
Semantics. My fantasy world doesn't go this deep

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2022 8:52 pm
by willeyeam
Well, sometimes

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 11:40 am
by willeyeam

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 11:48 am
by nocera
So they’re embracing the takeover now?

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 12:15 pm
by willeyeam
Apparently

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 1:56 pm
by King Colby
Officially over the cap

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 2:04 pm
by mikey
Kap*

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 3:06 pm
by stonewizard51
How appropriate. Kap puts them over the cap.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 3:07 pm
by mikey
I've got hot new numbers, boys...

Archibald - 15
T.Smith - 24
Poehling - 25
Petry - 26
Tokarski - 40
Rutta - 44

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 3:14 pm
by MR25
Somewhere, a Brooks Orpik fan boy weeps.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 3:41 pm
by mikey
Let's play a dog days of summer game...normal caveats about not cheating, as this information is easy to google...challenge yourself, don't be a nimby...

Last Penguins to wear a number:
#15:
2017-2019, 122 GP: ________________
2012-2014, 115 GP: ________________
2008-2014, 100 GP: ________________
2008-2009, 22 GP: _________________ (faceoff guru)
2005-2006, 15 GP, 0 pts: ____________ (famously invisible)

#24:
2019-2020, 50 GP: _______________ (curiously out of the league)
2016-2017, 12 GP: _______________ (37 career GP and not someone we developed...good luck)
2014-2016, 14 GP: _______________ (29 PIMs, 0 pts)
Then Matt Cooke, Kris Beech v2.0, Cornelius, and pinnacle 90's Massachusetts man Ian Moran.

#25:
2015-2017, 17 GP: _______________ (led the league in PIMs before we got him)
2013-2015, 33 GP: _______________ (generic quad-A player)
2009-2013, 45 GP: _______________ (famously, never got to eat...)

#26:
Good god...the only players that played more than one season in this jersey are Fedotenko (2 years) and Kent Manderville (1 season, + 4 games of another). Other than that: Michael Chaput, Andrew Agozzino, Daniel Winnik, Mark Arcobello, Steve Sullivan, Eric Tangradi again, Ronald Petrovicky, Landon Wilson, Frantisek Kucera, Kasparaitis (? he wore 26 in '97? I don't recall this), Dave McLlwain, Richard Park...finally Mike Stapleton played two seasons in that number in 1993-94. It's not a popular number since Syl Apps wore it for like 8 years in the 70's...

#44:
2018-2020, 26 GP: _________________ (It felt like way more games than that...somehow got another $16 million to play)
2014-2015, 7 GP: __________________ (Uhh...I thought he was gonna be better when he played at North Dakota...another player that Washington propped up after we were done.)

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Effective way to guess:

#25-1: Maxime Talbot
#44-2: Oskar Sundqvist

That would be the most recent slot on 25; the bottom/second slot in 44.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 3:53 pm
by MR25
Guesses
15-1: Sheahan
15-2: I want to say Glass
15-3: Dustin Jeffrey?
15-4: Zigomanis?
15-5: Forgot this one originally (ironically too I guess)... my only guess is like Koltsov post Malkin but I think my year math is off. Nils Ekman actually hit the points board that year so...

24-1: Kahun
24-2: I think Gaunce?
24-3: PIMs means it's Farnham or Sill and I think Sill wore 12 or something like that

25-1: Top Sixtito
25-2: Ebbett
25-3: Current Real Estate Agent Tangradi

44-1: Badbranson
44-2: Taylor Chorney?

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 4:24 pm
by King Colby
#15-3
Dustin Jeffrey
#15-4
mike zigomanis
#24-2
cameron gaunce
#44-1
gudbranson

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 4:27 pm
by King Colby
#15-1
riley sheahan
#15-2
Tanner glass
I am confident in my 15 answers 100%

#25-3
tangradi

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 7:58 pm
by meow
This game is unplayable in this manner

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 8:18 pm
by King Colby
#24-1
kahun
#44-2
taylor chorney

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2022 9:04 am
by PrinceOfRossTownship

#26:
Good god...the only players that played more than one season in this jersey are Fedotenko (2 years) and Kent Manderville (1 season, + 4 games of another). Other than that: Michael Chaput, Andrew Agozzino, Daniel Winnik, Mark Arcobello, Steve Sullivan, Eric Tangradi again, Ronald Petrovicky, Landon Wilson, Frantisek Kucera, Kasparaitis (? he wore 26 in '97? I don't recall this)
Kasparaitis only wore it for a game or two before they gave him 11. I have an autographed picture of him with a 26 jersey.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2022 9:24 am
by mikey
Excellent tidbit, Prince. Thank you.

Nice guesses guys, mr25 mopped up pretty well...

Answers and minor commentary:
I don't know how two of you got Gaunce...I forgot he ever existed. I also forgot what number Farnham wore, so I wouldn't have gotten him. And I don't think I would have gotten Sestito without a hint.

15:
Riley Sheahan
Tanner Glass
Dustin Jeffrey
Mike Zigomanis
Niklas Nordgren

24:
Dominik Kahun
Cameron Gaunce (I didn't remember this player)
Bobby Farnham

25:
Tom Sestito
Andrew Ebbett (didn't someone here really like him?)
Eric Tangradi

44:
Erik Gudbranson
Taylor Chorney

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2022 9:30 am
by MR25
I think I only remember Farnham's existence because people on LGP were incensed he wasn't getting more playing time and due to his number I vaguely recall a "Matt Cooke without the underlying skill" comparison. He's also on one of the rosters for that 3Ice 3v3 league and I had a slight chuckle at that.

Gaunce scored a goal in the yellow jersey outdoor game, IIRC.

Dodint has the Ebbett practice jersey I think

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2022 9:32 am
by dodint
I didn't 'like' him but I bought an Andrew Ebbett practice jersey because it was number 25. I ran the Lemieux 6.6k wearing it one year. When I first came to hockey in the early '90s Kevin Stevens was my favorite player.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2022 9:40 am
by King Colby
Damnit I should have had Farnham and Ebbett. Probably Sestito too. I never in a billion years would have gotten Nordgren... I kept running through those guys and the only names I could come up with were Kolanos and Guillaume Lefebvre.

Interesting note on Levebvre:

29 GP from 01-03 with flyers and pens
---2 years 0gp---
9 GP in 05-06 with the pens
---3 years 0gp---
1GP in 09-10 (!!!) With the bruins

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2022 9:42 am
by King Colby
Aaaand TIL Krys Kolanos had 0GP with the pens

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2022 10:15 am
by nocera


Time is a dodint.