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mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 4:32 pm
by NTP66
No Teddy, however.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:24 am
by Lemon Berry Lobster
We're saved


mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:35 am
by Gaucho
Geno is set to resume skating today. (unrelated)

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:58 am
by Dickie Dunn
We're saved


mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:08 pm
by Dickie Dunn
So after falling down the Eric Tangradi rabbit hole, it looks like he married a Pittsburgh girl and still lives in town.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:15 pm
by mikey
He's gonna be our new strength and conditioning coach...?

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:27 pm
by nocera
I bet Jay Caufield is secretly helping him train for his comeback.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:06 pm
by dodint
Was he the one that married the Mattress Queen? Or was that Kennedy?

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:08 pm
by Gaucho

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:12 pm
by crusherstasiak
I bet Jay Caufield is secretly helping him train for his comeback.
heh

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:14 pm
by crusherstasiak
"He expects Evgeni Malkin to return to the lineup before the playoffs begin.

“That’s certainly our hope,” he said."
from Yohe's article
translation:
he might be back for the first round if they make the playoffs

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:18 pm
by PFiDC
Malkin Skates

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:26 pm
by Dickie Dunn
Was he the one that married the Mattress Queen? Or was that Kennedy?
Kennedy.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:48 pm
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Marino had a maintenance day? great. that means he'll be on IR within the week

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:28 pm
by nocera


I guess that's the most shade we'll ever get from Sid.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:33 pm
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
lol I had to look up the context



Dubinsky is a dodint

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:34 pm
by meow
Hmm. Is Brandon Dubinsky still in the league?

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:35 pm
by nocera
Hmm. Is Brandon Dubinsky still in the league?
He missed all of 19-20 with a wrist injury. He's not officially retired but it's not likely he plays again.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:40 pm
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
maybe we can sign him but healthy scratch him for Jankowski. That would hurt him pretty badly

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:29 pm
by NTP66
Hmm. Is Brandon Dubinsky still in the league?
He missed all of 19-20 with a wrist injury. He's not officially retired but it's not likely he plays again.
So when I called him a limp-wristed poodle walker, I was right? Nice.

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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:03 pm
by mikey
He's really high (before this) on my list of most hated players of all time...

If my group text messages are ever leaked from those playoff series vs the Rangers or Columbus, I'd be sent immediately to hell...

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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:09 pm
by meow
I understand Dubinsky’s frustration. Imagine being the most competitive person you’ve ever come across. You out-compete every other player you come across from the time you are 4 until you are 22 or whatever. And you rely on that to get you to the next level. To the next league. Then you get to the national league and all of a sudden, this absolute freak of a player not only out competes you, but out skills you, out works you, out point gets you, dips his balls in your mouth and boots your team from the postseason. You’d be pretty salty, no?

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:25 pm
by FistOfCaufield
you have to know... dubinsky was personally challenged twice by torts to stop crosby and win those series. He was gonna be matched up... and he failed... twice. Id be willing to bet torts has let him know about it from time to time.

To quote a great coach... he’s not even a has been, he’s a never was

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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:30 pm
by Faftorial
you have to know... dubinsky was personally challenged twice by torts to stop crosby and win those series. He was gonna be matched up... and he failed... twice. Id be willing to bet torts has let him know about it from time to time.

To quote a great coach... he’s not even a has been, he’s a never was
I'd love to have him on my team but yeah, I'm not sure what his objective is in making these comments at this time.

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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:39 am
by shoeshine boy
you have to know... dubinsky was personally challenged twice by torts to stop crosby and win those series. He was gonna be matched up... and he failed... twice. Id be willing to bet torts has let him know about it from time to time.

To quote a great coach... he’s not even a has been, he’s a never was
this was pretty much exactly my thought. his job was to stop 87 and he couldn't do it. Dubinsky has never won anything in his career.
his comparison of OvenChicken and Sid is apples to oranges. Ovi will likely end up being the greatest pure goal scorer ever, certainly the most dynamic but if we're talking overall player, Sid beats Ovi every time. Sid has 3 times as many Cups, 1,307 points in 1,022 GP.
Ovi has 1 Cup, 1,312 points in 1,187 GP.