mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:12 pm

hoo boy

Postby **slappybrown** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:13 pm

I would genuinely pay up to 14.99 to unban columbia and at least twice that to ban mikey

Postby **slappybrown** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:15 pm

this delay on announcing the round 2 schedule is getting a bit ridiculous at this point. the soon to be banned mikey's proposed schedule seems like a no brainer given the wizards schedule so not sure why they arent announcing a game that in theory would start in a little over 24 hours

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:16 pm

I would genuinely pay up to 14.99 to unban columbia and at least twice that to ban mikey

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:17 pm

'a little over 24 hours' is Wednesday, man.

Postby **slappybrown** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:17 pm

I would genuinely pay up to 14.99 to unban columbia and at least twice that to ban mikey

this board is certainly better with columbia

Postby **slappybrown** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:17 pm

'a little over 24 hours' is Wednesday, man.

not in australia

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:18 pm

I can't help you.

Postby **Waffles** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:18 pm

I would genuinely pay up to 14.99 to unban columbia and at least twice that to ban mikey

what happened with columbia?

also mikey is the man

Postby **slappybrown** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:18 pm

I meant to write 48, dodint, thank you for your efforts

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:19 pm

what happened with columbia?

Weird that you missed this.

Postby **Waffles** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:20 pm

what happened with columbia?
Weird that you missed this.

His last post was in March, so it's outside my normal hours of operation.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:21 pm

Postby **Waffles** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:22 pm

hit me with the long version @dodint, i have to be at work till 5 today

Postby **willeyeam** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:37 pm

this delay on announcing the round 2 schedule is getting a bit ridiculous at this point. the soon to be banned mikey's proposed schedule seems like a no brainer given the wizards schedule so not sure why they arent announcing a game that in theory would start in a little over 24 hours

It's because it will start on Saturday.

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:39 pm

Yes, Saturday is my guess as well.

Postby **slappybrown** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:39 pm

this delay on announcing the round 2 schedule is getting a bit ridiculous at this point. the soon to be banned mikey's proposed schedule seems like a no brainer given the wizards schedule so not sure why they arent announcing a game that in theory would start in a little over 24 hours
It's because it will start on Saturday.

I suppose that's better news for us given it gives Malkin/Hagelin more time, but that would be a brutal wait. Are the Caps nursing any injuries?

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:41 pm

Their fragile egos.

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:41 pm

Burakovsky.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:43 pm

Also; slappy seems like a Classico kind of guy.
TIL that "Classico" is a brand of "sauce"

He couldn't afford that kind of lifestyle...
I could buy and sell you ten times over and have enough left over to bribe the mods to bring back columbia to set you straight

Yeah, wait til I hit it big as Pasta Sides spokesman...then it'll be down to twice over...

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:45 pm

I would genuinely pay up to 14.99 to unban columbia and at least twice that to ban mikey

what happened with columbia?

also mikey is the man

Enough people realized that he was as bad or worse of a troll than EPP and action was taken...it's a shame because he posted a lot and it's a shame that he posted a lot...

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:50 pm

Put some tequila in mikey and then ask him how he really feels...

Postby **Silentom** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:51 pm

I sense dodint has dirt.

Postby **Waffles** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:53 pm

I sense dodint has dirt.

Postby **dodint** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:55 pm

It's true. mikey's hate for columbia was borne from his unrequited love that c-unit never reciprocated. What started as a light hearted tickle fight ended in message board global thermonuclear war; the southern contingent did not survive as columbia and Factorial were lost to us all.