mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Postby **dodint** » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:35 pm

I agree. Given the choice I'd take her over Doc. Given god powers I'd have her replace Leigh Diffey on motorsports broadcasts.

Postby **Factorial** » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:37 pm

Doc needs to retire.

Postby **dodint** » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:38 pm

Yessssssssssssssss, heeeeeeee doeees!

Postby **Factorial** » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:40 pm

I will admit that outside of the way he used to say "Zubov" I've never been a fan.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:42 pm

Give me the on ice sounds with no announcers thanks. I can follow the game without knowing who grew up where and what there grand aunt's favorite mid-day snack was.

Postby **willeyeam** » Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:02 pm

I agree. Given the choice I'd take her over Doc

Oh well this is a take

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 6:56 am

If we have to listen to her, I hope she's not as brutal as she was at first.

Postby **Jim** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:02 am

I just need to invent a way to stab people over the Internet.

And while driving... and over the tv (news and reality shows)... and at the grocery store... oh, wait...

Postby **Pavel Bure** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:30 am

Yessssssssssssssss, heeeeeeee doeees!

DDDRRRIIIIBVVVEEEEEEEEE

Bring back Gary Thorne

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:37 am

AND HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT!

Postby **shmenguin** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:11 am

Doc speaks with a purpose and tends to make sense. There is no serious person who would like to replace that with a fast-skating Susan Sarandon

Postby **Pavel Bure** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:43 am

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zTKlFFHzGLY

Just make the YouTube tags work

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:47 am

They do work.

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:47 am

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:47 am

They do, but it could be as simple as pasting the URL and being done with it. You know, if the board were fixed.

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:52 am

That is certainly true.

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:07 am

Such a great moment. Mario's actual last goal was such an innocuous, "who gives a ****" moment in a meaningless November game that is better remembered for Sid undressing Theodore in the shootout.

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:36 pm

Dumo and ZAR will be GTD.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:49 pm

Nice.

Postby **DigitalGypsy66** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:56 pm

Jarry called up. I guess WBS didn't make the playoffs?

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:58 pm

Jarry called up. I guess WBS didn't make the playoffs?

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#Pens coach Sullivan said Rutherford spoke with him yesterday and said that he was going to recall Jarry. Said the move is about making sure they have healthy bodies available for the playoffs. -MC

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:01 pm

Not sure what the rules are, but would he even be available if needed?

Postby **Gaucho** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:04 pm

No roster limit in the playoffs, if I'm not mistaken.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:09 pm

Is she the one that was objectively bad but Pierre **** up so now they have to have her back?

Pierre **** up? What happened?

Postby **NTP66** » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:09 pm

He was just his usual awkward self and came off real creepy. And yet, her color commentary was still worse.