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Postby nocera » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:20 pm

If you said current Penguin, I would've guessed Sheahan

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Postby Kane » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:22 pm

My hat in for Adams, too.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:24 pm

The all-time record for shots on goal in a season WITHOUT scoring a goal is owned by a former Penguin. That season, he had 84 shots on goal without scoring. Who is it?
I don't know, but in 15-16 Dumo had 101 shots on goal without scoring.

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Postby nocera » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:29 pm

Looks like Sheahan does in fact own the record of most shots on goal without scoring at 106, but he scored twice in game 82 to avoid being the all-time leader for shots on goal without scoring all season.

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:31 pm

Hm.

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Postby willeyeam » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:32 pm

tanner glass

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Postby shafnutz05 » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:42 pm

The correct answer is indeed Craig Adams, in the 2008-09 campaign.

Fun Reddit thread about the yearly "award" winners, in this regard:

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comment ... one_hands/

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Postby shafnutz05 » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:43 pm

And I apologize, I should have said "forward". It's much more common for a defenseman to have totals like that. I guess that completely changed the question :lol:

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:44 pm

Glass had two goalless seasons but combined they only totaled 19 games and 15 shots. Adams in 09-10 went goalless in 82 games and totaled 84 shots (winner winner chicken dinner), but he's still bested by Dumo in 15-16 who went goalless in 79 games with 101 shots.

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:51 pm

Orpik had 0 goals on 93 shots in 79 games in 2016-17.

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Postby Kane » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:52 pm

Orpik had 0 goals on 93 shots in 79 games in 2916-17.
Damn dude, the board time isn't that far off.

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Postby Gaucho » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:52 pm

dammit

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Postby meow » Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:27 pm

What do I win?

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Postby mikey » Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:30 pm

I looked at Tyler Wright...then I saw he had like 16 shots in a season...what a pigeon...

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:38 pm

Jesus Christ. 16 SOG in 61 games? Even Zach Sill was better than that.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:00 pm

did a quick search and the lowest (non zero) shooting percentage of any forward since 1959 was Tim Jackman (with the Flames) in 2011-12 who had 1 goal on 103 shots

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:44 pm

Is almost 1% bad?

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Postby NailedPenguin » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:40 pm

Cool another theme night. So we get to spend the game watching Potash beg the coaches and players to tease him about his costume.

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Postby Gaucho » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:45 pm

And third jerseys to boot.

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Postby Factorial » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:00 pm

And third jerseys to boot.
Boo. They cause blindness.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:04 pm

Cool another theme night. So we get to spend the game watching Potash beg the coaches and players to tease him about his costume.
It's gonna be GROOOOOVY BABY!!

I would bet $100 on Stan Potash reciting at least two Austin Powers lines tonight.

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Postby NailedPenguin » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:55 pm

The last one I watched, can't remember if it was Halloween or Star Wars, he interviewed I think Letang at the intermission and was like "uhhh you didn't say anything about my costume. What do you think about it???" Then did his "aww shucks" routine when Letang basically just cracked a smile and left. He did the same thing in his Sully interview and again when he talks to the #1 star of the game. So obnoxious.

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Postby dodint » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:49 pm

Ton of student rush tix available. Couldn't pay me to go to that.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:51 pm

Being a federal employee shouldn't you take any money you can get?

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Postby dodint » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:53 pm

I am not affected by the shutdown. In fact, there are fewer people in the building and ample parking. MAGA.

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