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Postby nocera » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:59 am

The non-frosted pop tarts are superior.
Yet another bad take.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:05 am

The non-frosted pop tarts are superior.
Yet another bad take.
But then you can butter them...

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Postby nocera » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:07 am

The non-frosted pop tarts are superior.
Yet another bad take.
But then you can butter them...
You do WHAT!? :face:

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Postby meow » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:09 am

The non-frosted pop tarts are superior.
You are **** in the head.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:11 am

The non-frosted pop tarts are superior.
Yet another bad take.
But then you can butter them...
What's stopping you from putting butter on top of the frosting you **** heathen?

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:19 am

The non-frosted pop tarts are superior.
Yet another bad take.
But then you can butter them...
What's stopping you from putting butter on top of the frosting you **** heathen?
The microwave messes the frosting all up, otherwise I would.

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Postby dodint » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:26 am

Melt the butter and dunk. Easy.

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Postby nocera » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:27 am

The non-frosted pop tarts are superior.
Yet another bad take.
But then you can butter them...
What's stopping you from putting butter on top of the frosting you **** heathen?
The microwave messes the frosting all up, otherwise I would.
Microwave!? You're a monster.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:31 am



Yet another bad take.
But then you can butter them...
What's stopping you from putting butter on top of the frosting you **** heathen?
The microwave messes the frosting all up, otherwise I would.
Microwave!? You're a monster.
Seriously. This is just getting worse.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:39 am



But then you can butter them...
What's stopping you from putting butter on top of the frosting you **** heathen?
The microwave messes the frosting all up, otherwise I would.
Microwave!? You're a monster.
Seriously. This is just getting worse.
I stopped putting mustard on my strawberry pop tarts what the heck else do you guys want from me?

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Postby PFiDC » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:41 am

Wtf is going on in here?

I mean, I agree about the non frosted Pop tarts but microwave? Butter?

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Postby Jim » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:36 pm

I had to double check... I thought that I was on lgp for a minute there...

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Postby shafnutz05 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:51 pm

I had to double check... I thought that I was on lgp for a minute there...
:lol: :lol:

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:35 pm

Next you guys will say its weird to dunk mint Oreos into orange juice...

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Postby Troy Loney » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:12 pm

microwaving pop tarts is the way to go.

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Postby shoeshine boy » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:49 pm


Damn kids have it easy these days. Did you see they make pop tarts with extra frosting now? Shake my damn head.
I bought a box recently and I must say, this is bullshit. I don't see any extra frosting. :x

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Postby Silentom » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:55 pm

Toaster Strudel > Pop Tarts

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Postby Tico Rick » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:56 pm

The non-frosted pop tarts are superior.
Yet another bad take.
But then you can butter them...
I’m totally with LBL on this.

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Postby nocera » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:02 pm

Shocking headline alert:

"Penguins not looking to trade Kessel"
https://www.nhl.com/news/penguins-not-l ... -299025848
"They always had good communication directly and indirectly through the assistant coaches. I don't see where that has changed. The only thing that's changed is that we won the first two years, so nobody wants to talk about it. We didn't win the Stanley Cup this year, so it's become a bigger public issue. To me, that's the only reason."

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Postby dodint » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:08 pm

Toaster Strudel > Pop Tarts
False. A Toaster Strudel takes 8 minutes, or a few cycles of the toaster. GTFO with that.

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Postby mikey » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:40 pm

TS are too flaky and gross...

I stopped eating Pop Tarts a long time ago. They seem gross even to me...

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Postby meow » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:04 pm

Toaster Strudel > Pop Tarts
False. A Toaster Strudel takes 8 minutes, or a few cycles of the toaster. GTFO with that.
What kind of the ghetto ass toaster you got?

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Postby Jim » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:10 pm

Shocking headline alert:

"Penguins not looking to trade Kessel"
https://www.nhl.com/news/penguins-not-l ... -299025848
"They always had good communication directly and indirectly through the assistant coaches. I don't see where that has changed. The only thing that's changed is that we won the first two years, so nobody wants to talk about it. We didn't win the Stanley Cup this year, so it's become a bigger public issue. To me, that's the only reason."
How DARE you bring logic into this?

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Postby dodint » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:22 pm

Toaster Strudel > Pop Tarts
False. A Toaster Strudel takes 8 minutes, or a few cycles of the toaster. GTFO with that.
What kind of the ghetto ass toaster you got?
It says to do this right on the box.

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Postby Silentom » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:09 am

Never had that problem.

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