mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Postby **Gaucho** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:25 am

Tomorrow's breakfast is a must-win breakfast.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:17 pm

what in the ever-loving-**** is this

https://pensgear.com/pittsburgh-penguins-poler-napsack/

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:17 pm

That's an unemployed man who has three years of line cook experience...why?

Postby **dodint** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:22 pm

Non-consecutive years.

Postby **nocera** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:29 pm

$75 marked down from $170? That’s a steal

Postby **Morkle** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 1:00 pm

That's a mumu

Postby **meow** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:07 pm

Non-consecutive years.

I’m dead

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:16 pm

Yeah, that's a great add

Postby **skullman80** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:50 pm

The video at the bottom of the page makes it seem like you use it when you are camping for like a ready made sleeping bag that you then wear out and about? Weird as ****.

Postby **Morkle** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 3:22 pm

It looks like you use it to hide the bucket when you need to dump in public.

Postby **Gaucho** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:19 pm

The Flyers' next five games are against the top five teams in the East. Aka the only good teams in the East.

Postby **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:21 pm

what in the **** is this

https://pensgear.com/pittsburgh-penguins-poler-napsack/

Appears that it a Pittsburgh Penguins poler napsack...hint is in the title.

Postby **iamjs** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:49 pm

Postby **meow** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:50 pm

what the **** man

Postby **Gaucho** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:51 pm

what the **** man

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:47 pm

Postby **DigitalGypsy66** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:48 pm

That's not good

Postby **robbiestoupe** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:50 pm

OG #71. RIP

Postby **dodint** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:54 pm

He survived the Kazan Ak-Bars and now this.

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 9:03 pm

I'll never forget his preseason hat trick on Mario's wing and thinking something big was in our future. RIP.

Postby **LITT** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 9:34 pm

what the **** man

Postby **shoeshine boy** » Tue Mar 19, 2024 7:41 am

cause of death - "detached blood clot"
when it's your time, it's your time.....

Postby **shoeshine boy** » Tue Mar 19, 2024 7:44 am

OG #71. RIP

not the OG #71. that was Slegr. 1997-2001
maybe OG forward #71?

Postby **mac5155** » Tue Mar 19, 2024 8:03 am

dang man that's horrible.

I remember going to see him when the pens had their intra squad skills competition to try and drum up ticket sales. I think he won fastest skater.

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Tue Mar 19, 2024 8:10 am

Koltsov is the OG #48. I'll never forget the dude below us in E who bought a custom Koltsov 48 jersey only for him to show up next season wearing 71. Don't buy your jerseys based on a two game cameo kids.

Given the era and being season ticket holders, Koltsov and his freakishly fast speed and bizarrely long stride are burned into my memory. Rink never seemed like it was long enough for him.