mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Nov 28, 2023 2:15 pm

Will Butcher is healthy (and on waivers) on his way down...

Postby **King Colby** » Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:14 pm

Who the hell is samorukov and why is he up

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Nov 28, 2023 9:01 pm

He was just talked about because he was signed off the AHL club and waived. Preds broadcast listed him as a scratch, which I guess means he's up for some reason...

Postby **King Colby** » Tue Nov 28, 2023 10:07 pm

Apparently he's been up since 11/21 when he signed. Health bomb the past 4 games

Postby **Gaucho** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:57 am

Postby **Gaucho** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:59 am

My pick for Needle Dick would be Kevin Spacey. My pick for John Killer Ludvig would be Daniel Craig.

Postby **nocera** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 10:03 am

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:04 pm

I've never looked at the league-wide spread in PP success before but holy ****...the Caps have a PP% of 5% right now and only have 3 goals all season (Pens only at 7 goals so not that much better). The league leading teams, the Canucks, 'Ning and Devils, all have 25

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:26 pm

Intentioned movement vs non-movement teams

Postby **meecrofilm** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:46 pm

I've never looked at the league-wide spread in PP success before but holy ****...the Caps have a PP% of 5% right now and only have 3 goals all season (Pens only at 7 goals so not that much better). The league leading teams, the Canucks, 'Ning and Devils, all have 25

Even more wild is the Caps' record considering that.

Postby **willeyeam** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:14 am

Random thought - are there supposed to be reverse retros or anything this year?
Nope. That program ended. Adidas is on cruise control until their deal ends at the end of the year.

Rangers just came out with a (ugly af) third jersey

Postby **Rylan** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:05 pm

I like the NYR new thirds...

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:09 pm

Nope. They're butt.

Postby **King Colby** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 1:50 pm

Theyre sharp

Postby **meecrofilm** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:18 pm

Team butt. Something about the front logo just does not work at all.

Postby **willeyeam** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 7:50 pm

Just walked by Sid and Jeff Carter at sewickley light up night. Veteran move going with Carter so no one stops you

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:23 pm

What is that?

Postby **meow** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:29 pm

ask them for some money to help fund the board. and then ask them if either of them knows how to fix it

Postby **meow** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:29 pm

What is that?

a light up night? you are not domesticated enough yet...

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:44 pm

ask them for some money to help fund the board. and then ask them if either of them knows how to fix it

I’m assuming now that I’m an admin of a Penguins fan board I am in line for complimentary tickets

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:46 pm

What is that?
a light up night? you are not domesticated enough yet...

It reads like a Plumbers for Marijuana Legalization fundraiser...?

Postby **Nuge** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:38 pm

What is that?
a light up night? you are not domesticated enough yet...
It reads like a Plumbers for Marijuana Legalization fundraiser...?

Yep, that’s it

Postby **willeyeam** » Fri Dec 01, 2023 11:50 pm

What is that?
a light up night? you are not domesticated enough yet...
It reads like a Plumbers for Marijuana Legalization fundraiser...?

It's a night of a ton of hot moms tbh

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 12:15 am

ahh so you saw Corey Perry too

Postby **Orlando Penguin** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 10:04 am

Isn’t this one of those enemy things from Super Mario Bros?