2017 SCF Haikus

[shafnutz05]

dodint, dodint about the refs
It's the only way they win
Suck it Nashville pricks

First line is seven syllables

[scb147]

dodint, dodint about the refs
It's the only way they win
Suck it Nashville pricks

First line is seven syllables

Well, it wasn't when I wrote it

[Silentom]

Nashville is teh suck
Country music blows big dong
Pens sweep in four games

[Robot B9]

O, sage Pantera
The Wrath Has Just Begun, Preds
Soon, you'll be Broken

[Robot B9]

Was in Nashville once
I beat up ev'ryone there
All soff like dere team

[Robot B9]

Hey, PK Subban
How's your neck injury now?
Oh, so you faked it

[Robot B9]

Carrie Underwood
Seems like Scary Underpants
You sing like cat ass

[Robot B9]

Lol @ Titans there
Titans of what, may I ask?
Oh yeah...getting whooped

[Robot B9]

Think of a wuss name
Lady Antebellum, yes?
Wuss definition

[Robot B9]

Look out now, Pekka!
Here comes another Jake shot!!!!!!
Whooosh...passed you again

[Robot B9]

Giggle giggle ha
Leaky Pekka har har har
Penicillin, bro

[Robot B9]

O, sage Pantera
Pens are the Cowboys from Hell
Stronger than All, truth

[Silentom]

Robot is on fire
B9 is bringin' the heat
Suck it, Randall dude

[MR25]

That's not a haiku
You dumb f**kin tw*t knuckle
Get your **** right, Om

[MR25]

That is all I got
Preds are bad and should feel bad
Refrigerator

[Robot B9]

Robot is on fire.

Woooo!!! Feeling the rage!
Channeling inner Statham
Crank 2 eff T dub

[Robot B9]

Robot is on fire.

Woooo!!! Feeling the rage!
Channeling inner Statham
Crank 2 eff T dub

Just to clarify
Bird flipped at Preds, not at Om
Om is victory

[Silentom]

All good, Robot Bro
Preds are big weenie lovers
(The d*ck, not our mihm)

[Robot B9]

All good, Robot Bro
Preds are big weenie lovers
(The d*ck, not our mihm)

Preds not deserving
Can only score small wangage
That explains Philly

[Blue Canary]

Think of a wuss name
Lady Antebellum, yes?
Wuss definition

Lacks creativity
"How about Lady Something"?
Can be more banal?

[Blue Canary]

That is all I got
Preds are bad and should feel bad
Refrigerator

M R twenty-five
You don't give yourself credit
Preds hate: Set to blast.

[Blue Canary]

"It's coming back tied!"
Already sick of that take
It's lukewarm, not hawt

"Want a new winner!"
"NHL is in the tank!"
Shut up. Just shut up.

I'll bask in the calm
Pens' experience level
I'm cool with boring

Surprised at how fast
The hate has reached fever pitch
Thank you, M. Ekholm

[Kaiser]

Whats in a name, guys
Well, If that name is jarnkrok
Answer is kok jar

[Robot B9]

Whats in a name, guys
Well, If that name is jarnkrok
Answer is kok jar

Well done, Kaiser man
Now Preds can eat jar of kok
Beavis and Butthead

[Robot B9]

Canary greatness
Keep bringing the poetry
Wake N Jake N Bake