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Postby shafnutz05 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 7:04 am

dodint, dodint about the refs
It's the only way they win
Suck it Nashville pricks
First line is seven syllables ;)

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Postby scb147 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:46 am

dodint, dodint about the refs
It's the only way they win
Suck it Nashville pricks
First line is seven syllables ;)
Well, it wasn't when I wrote it :lol:

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Postby Silentom » Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:56 am

Nashville is teh suck
Country music blows big dong
Pens sweep in four games

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:31 pm

O, sage Pantera
The Wrath Has Just Begun, Preds
Soon, you'll be Broken

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:18 pm

Was in Nashville once
I beat up ev'ryone there
All soff like dere team

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:21 pm

Hey, PK Subban
How's your neck injury now?
Oh, so you faked it

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:22 pm

Carrie Underwood
Seems like Scary Underpants
You sing like cat ass

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:23 pm

Lol @ Titans there
Titans of what, may I ask?
Oh yeah...getting whooped

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:25 pm

Think of a wuss name
Lady Antebellum, yes?
Wuss definition

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:26 pm

Look out now, Pekka!
Here comes another Jake shot!!!!!!
Whooosh...passed you again

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:27 pm

Giggle giggle ha
Leaky Pekka har har har
Penicillin, bro

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:28 pm

O, sage Pantera
Pens are the Cowboys from Hell
Stronger than All, truth

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Postby Silentom » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:32 pm

Robot is on fire
B9 is bringin' the heat
Suck it, Randall dude
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Postby MR25 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:43 pm

That's not a haiku
You dumb f**kin tw*t knuckle
Get your **** right, Om

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Postby MR25 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:44 pm

That is all I got
Preds are bad and should feel bad
Refrigerator

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:45 pm

Robot is on fire.
Woooo!!! Feeling the rage!
Channeling inner Statham
Crank 2 eff T dub
Image

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:49 pm

Robot is on fire.
Woooo!!! Feeling the rage!
Channeling inner Statham
Crank 2 eff T dub
Image
Just to clarify
Bird flipped at Preds, not at Om
Om is victory

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Postby Silentom » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:53 pm

All good, Robot Bro
Preds are big weenie lovers
(The d*ck, not our mihm)

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:56 pm

All good, Robot Bro
Preds are big weenie lovers
(The d*ck, not our mihm)
Preds not deserving
Can only score small wangage
That explains Philly

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Postby Blue Canary » Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:47 pm

Think of a wuss name
Lady Antebellum, yes?
Wuss definition
Lacks creativity
"How about Lady Something"?
Can be more banal?

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Postby Blue Canary » Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:48 pm

That is all I got
Preds are bad and should feel bad
Refrigerator
M R twenty-five
You don't give yourself credit
Preds hate: Set to blast.

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Postby Blue Canary » Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:56 pm

"It's coming back tied!"
Already sick of that take
It's lukewarm, not hawt

"Want a new winner!"
"NHL is in the tank!"
Shut up. Just shut up.

I'll bask in the calm
Pens' experience level
I'm cool with boring

Surprised at how fast
The hate has reached fever pitch
Thank you, M. Ekholm

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Postby Kaiser » Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:08 pm

Whats in a name, guys
Well, If that name is jarnkrok
Answer is kok jar

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:17 pm

Whats in a name, guys
Well, If that name is jarnkrok
Answer is kok jar
Well done, Kaiser man
Now Preds can eat jar of kok
Beavis and Butthead

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Postby Robot B9 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:29 pm

Canary greatness
Keep bringing the poetry
Wake N Jake N Bake

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