Fifth Avenue Forum

Tough injury to judge? Are we certain the clowns on the medical staff even know what it is?

He's probably come down with a case of hysterical vapors...they're gonna slap him in the face and tell him to "get a hold of himself", then they'll throw a glass of water in his face...after that, it's back to the drawing board...

Here’s hoping he does return before the end of the regular season. If Kapanen is 10-14 days away, but has yet to skate, I have to assume that Geno is 7-10 days away at most.

He's probably come down with a case of hysterical vapors...they're gonna slap him in the face and tell him to "get a hold of himself", then they'll throw a glass of water in his face...after that, it's back to the drawing board...

and please stop calling me Shirley. [/Rumack]

I’m reaching deep into the old brain to try and cobble together what I think tends to be a “tough injury to judge” and all I am coming up with is a high ankle sprain. 3 days. 3 months. 3 lifetimes. All reasonable recovery times for a high ankle sprain.

Also possibly a concussion, no?

It's upper body. Concussion makes sense. Just weird that he'd put a sort of timetable on it. He could wake up tomorrow symptom free if that's what it was

Could also be neck meat or shoulder/AC joint related.

Just as long as he doesn't have what Friedman has.

Just as long as he doesn't have what Friedman has.

A slinky for a neck?

I'm not saying right, wrong, or indifferent re: Olympic team...but once again this board is smacked in the face by the idea that other talented players play in the league...

I'd be just as surprised at Rust making the olympic team as I would be at Guentzel missing it.

Which is to say, fairly.

I'm not saying right, wrong, or indifferent re: Olympic team...but once again this board is smacked in the face by the idea that other talented players play in the league...

I can see a case for ranking DeBrincat over Guentzel right now. Not Gaudreau, and certainly not Pacioretty or Connor. I take it you have all three ranked higher?

I dont know who wins but I would have Connor and Guentzel as my two LW in the top 6.

The Johnny Hockey slander is rude

The American right wing situation is not strong...you have Kane, you have Wheeler for now, but maybe you don't in 2022...

You have Brock Boeser, you have Oshie for now...then after that, you're probably in the Rust tier of players...

The left side is a tougher lot...

Reveal your list, coward

Team...?

Don't play dumb. Rank the American LWs. Do it

The Johnny Hockey slander is rude

I dont know that putting him below guentzel and Connor is slander...

Although idk if I have a spot for him because Tkachuk is next. Maybe he can play right.

Team...?

What Ulf said - just looking for your top 5 LWers.

I also probably have a spot for Anders Lee

I also probably have a spot for Anders Lee

On an Olympic sheet? Not enough open ice puck skills for me.

I also probably have a spot for Anders Lee

mrs meow has a couple spots for him too

Now I know they don’t have names for some of those things. Hatchi matchi

Conner-Matthews-Kane
Guentzel-Eichel-Wheeler
Tkachuk-Miller-Boeser
Lee-Trocheck-Oshie
DeBrincat, larkin

You could convince me to put rust in place of either Oshie or boeser.

Let's just save me the time...

[--! List of American LWs]

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Response: I don't watch any other teams, but the guy at 29th on your 30 player list invalidates the whole thing...our player is the bestest. We're not sure how best, but pretty best...you best believe it...

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Anyway, there's only so many American left wingers in the game, it shouldn't be too hard to figure it out on your own haha