2017 SCF Haikus

[Robot B9]

Ryan Ellis shelved?
Now their d is like France's
Germans march in shade

[Robot B9]

You may like country
But it so all sounds the same
Autotuned horse ****

[Robot B9]

"Smashville" somewhat true
Name of my volcanic dumps
Preds are toilet bowl

[Robot B9]

Roman Josi, lol
More like a Roman Yoshi
Game over, buttbake

[Robot B9]

Viktor Arvidsson
<Crickets chirping...tumbleweeds>
No one cares, Arvy

[Robot B9]

Hail to The Legends
History is made again
Stronger Than All, Pens

[Kaiser]

A redneck once said
Get the f*** out of nashville
Happily, we can

[willeyeam]

We won Stanley's Cup
Just like in Twenty Sixteen
All 5 Cups af

[Robot B9]

A unique tandem
Fleury and Murray co-leads
Freakish excellence

[tjand72]

O, sage Pantera
Today, Great Southern Trendkill
Looking at you, Preds

Pantera performed
But from Far Beyond Driven
Slaughtered played, fulfilled.

[Dan H]

New alternative form of haiku: instead of 5-7-5 or 3-5-3, we have 4-4-4-4:

WWWW
WWWW
WWWW
WWWW

[shoeshine boy]

Penguins are the Champs
Now Crosby better than Toews
microwave oven

[Silentom]

Hello, Lord Stanley
Welcome back where you belong
Please don't ever leave.

[crusherstasiak]

Roman Josi, lol
More like a Roman Yoshi
Game over, buttbake

[Kaiser]

Zeus came to Nashville
in robes of gold silk, and spake:
suck my ass, and balls

[willeyeam]

New alternative form of haiku: instead of 5-7-5 or 3-5-3, we have 4-4-4-4:

WWWW
WWWW
WWWW
WWWW

that's like 12-12-12-12, but whatev

[iamjs]

Nashville Predators
You suck! Yes, It's all your fault!
New chant: game over!

[Kaiser]

Zero cups nashville
Yawn, another for the pens
Throw it on the pile

[shoeshine boy]

all that Nashville has
is empty red Solo cups
Pens are Champions!

[Tico Rick]

Viva Las Vegas!
Flower has left the building
Viva Las Vegas!

[Silentom]

Au revoir, Fleury
You shall always be a Pen
Bonne chance, Marc Andre

[Kaiser]

Jackpot, las vegas
Fleury, now the wiley vet
Where did the time go

[iamjs]

GTFO Neal
You're no longer wanted here
Nashville says the same.

[Blue Canary]

Bonino and Dales
Gonna go count their money
Thanks for the 2 years

I'm not gonna lie
Soooo sad to see them leave us
Such is cap life

No, no not Cap life!
Seriously, that would suck
They Shatty themselves

[Tico Rick]

Pens did not look good
So Blue Canary dined out
Pens win Cup. "Nuff said.