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Postby meow » Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:43 pm

Did he store his $1.5 in his mattress?

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Postby dodint » Tue Sep 14, 2021 1:09 pm

That was Kennedy.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Tue Sep 14, 2021 2:10 pm

Did he store his $1.5 in his mattress?
Inside Tim Horton’s.

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Postby meow » Tue Sep 14, 2021 5:22 pm

Owning a Timmy’s is basically like printing money. It’s Canada’s monopoly ass money, but it still spends.

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Postby shmenguin » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:11 pm

I doubt Fata retire with **** you money. Even if the dude only spent half of his earnings during his career we’d probably be talking about trying to live for 50 years post-retirement on no more than $1.5MM. Good luck.
I should have read more carefully. Owning a few franchise outlets for an established brand and VBRO properties gives him plenty of time to dick around and live pretty stress free.

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Postby Faftorial » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:19 pm

I doubt Fata retire with **** you money. Even if the dude only spent half of his earnings during his career we’d probably be talking about trying to live for 50 years post-retirement on no more than $1.5MM. Good luck.
I should have read more carefully. Owning a few franchise outlets for an established brand and VBRO properties gives him plenty of time to dick around and live pretty stress free.
Fata said Tim Hortons wouldn’t even consider them to own a franchise until he was retired from pro hockey and could dedicate his time to it.

“They wanted us to be hands-on,” he said.

Fata will continue to run the Fast by Fata hockey schools and is looking forward to getting involved in programs that come with the franchise, such as Timbits Hockey.
https://www.sootoday.com/local-news/for ... ons-182262

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Postby nocera » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:26 pm

I was friends with a dude who owned a Tim Horton’s franchise. He was a miserable prick.

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Postby King Colby » Wed Sep 15, 2021 11:50 am

Shaw Boomhower is from Slapshot, isn't he?
You may recognize his name from the step section of pron hub

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Postby mikey » Wed Sep 15, 2021 11:54 am

Half point per game as OHL overager...14 points in 50 ECHL games...did Mario adopt a son...? There are so many guys that you could have brought in to dev camp, and not that this guy is taken anyone's "place", but you can find guys...Philippe Myers and Yegor Zamula I think were dev camp invites...the guys at the top of your list that didn't get picked, talk to your region scouts...do more.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:02 pm

Boomhower actually signed an AHL deal with WBS in early June. Dude isn’t even just an invite.

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Postby mikey » Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:02 pm

Oh...that's a little worse...

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Postby King Colby » Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:15 pm

His stats lead me to believe he's a banger

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Postby mikey » Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:39 pm

Yeah, he's about two hits per game (real hits, not Pittsburgh hits) in the Cheese according to the stats we have down there (best on the team). He was also the second least accurate passer. So...yeah...there's a zillion guys that can score in both the OHL and the AHL that also hit...I would have found one of them. The fact that paperwork was done here is already too much...

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Wed Sep 15, 2021 5:07 pm

It’s a confusing signing for sure. Who the hell is the GM of WBS at this point? Unaccounted for on either club’s website. Heasley is back to just Manager, Hockey Operations according to Pittsburgh’s website and Allvin is just Ass GM.

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Postby skullman80 » Fri Sep 17, 2021 12:55 pm

Anyone see the new "Bold Penguin" lettering they are putting on the black helmets... it's huge and it's uggllly.

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Postby iamjs » Fri Sep 17, 2021 1:30 pm

like the sponsor choice, but they could have used a different font.

It looks like it says BOLO PENGUIN

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Postby mikey » Fri Sep 17, 2021 1:35 pm

Oof, that is pretty ugly...

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Postby Jim » Fri Sep 17, 2021 2:45 pm

It's going to ruin my viewing pleasure!!!

Oh

Oh, no it's not.

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Postby nocera » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:43 pm

Is Bold Penguin a thing that people have heard of before and I’m just out of the loop?

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Fri Sep 17, 2021 8:47 pm

Is Bold Penguin a thing that people have heard of before and I’m just out of the loop?
PENGUIN

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Postby mikey » Fri Sep 17, 2021 10:21 pm

Never once...

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