mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:40 am

I think we can all agree to that puritanical fantasy...

Postby **columbia** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:44 am

The crying about the crying is even worse.
<lather.rinse.repeat>

Postby **Gaucho** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:47 am

http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/1955 ... eni-malkin

Let's all try to imagine how the sports world would react if LeBron James was held without a shot in an NBA Finals game

Postby **Silentom** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:48 am

That's what happens when you fire all your hockey writers.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:48 am

The crying about the crying is even worse.
<lather.rinse.repeat>

This is a lazy cop out...fails to address the issue...

Postby **meow** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:52 am

Just stop ESPN. Pretend the NHL does not exist, please.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:55 am

http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/1955 ... eni-malkin

Let's all try to imagine how the sports world would react if LeBron James was held without a shot in an NBA Finals game

I'm not convinced this person knows anything about hockey

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:10 am

Letang is skating around in civvies on the ice this morning by himself... <3

Postby **Why Not Us** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:10 am

http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/1955 ... eni-malkin

Let's all try to imagine how the sports world would react if LeBron James was held without a shot in an NBA Finals game

I'm not convinced this person knows anything about hockey

I like the part where he throws shade on the motivational mantras taped in the dressing room when Dana Heinze has been putting those up for years. That part of the column makes it sound like a desperate attempt by the Pens to get up for the games in Nashville.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:12 am

I'm not sure Hornqvist has ever played a game healthy before, but he clearly has a hand issue at the present...

Postby **meow** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:18 am

Electrical tape? First class organization

Postby **count2infinity** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:21 am

Letang is skating around in civvies on the ice this morning by himself... <3

Postby **relantel** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:21 am

Letang is skating around in civvies on the ice this morning by himself... <3

We all know he's not going to play but it is nice to see him skating again.

Postby **MR25** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:21 am

Is that woman 4 feet tall?

Postby **Gaucho** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:23 am

"woman"?

Postby **Gaucho** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:28 am

https://twitter.com/penguins/status/872167387302383617

Postby **columbia** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:29 am

Text only:

"There is zero chance that Fleury will come in for Murray in this series."

Postby **MR25** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:33 am

"woman"?

I only caught a quick glance of the face.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:35 am

Is that woman 4 feet tall?

That's Olli Maatta...

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:39 am

how high is MR25

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:48 am

how high is MIMH

4 feet.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:58 am

yeah but at least I can outskate Maatta

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:05 pm

Prove it.

Postby **nocera** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:07 pm

Hornqvist is rocking the Mankind glove, clearly planning on putting Subban in the mandible claw tomorrow.

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:12 pm

Practice:

Guentzel-Crosby-Sheary
Wilson-Malkin-Kessel
Kunitz-Cullen-Rust
Hagelin-Rowney-Archibald

Dumoulin-Hainsey
Cole-Schultz
Maatta-Daley
Streit-Ruhwedel