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Postby redwill » Mon Jan 02, 2017 11:30 pm

"This is my town, see?"


Giacomo Maribespucci, the undisputed leader of the Pikadakowpie, Iowa mafia conglomeration, spoke from a cramped booth seat near the back of the local Diary Queen. Two hundred thirty-three families made up the Pikadakowpie Cosa Nostra, but Giacomo was the Boss. Well, technically, he was a car waxer, but -- make no mistake -- he was the Boss. History alone will tell how many enemies he waxed off.

Heh. Heh. Waxed off.

"Yeah, Boss, you know best," caporegime Sforzza Chiaroscuro said. "But, uh, y'know, maybe some people may be gettin' ... uh, y'know ... uh ... anxious ... about the killings. I mean, I ain't! Haha! I ain't, but, y'know, I been hearin' things." Chiaroscuro, alone among the caporegimes, was always seeing the dark along with the light. Now he was visibly sweating. "I'm just sayin' that maybe we should slow this thing down, y'know? Like, maybe stop killing every night ... I mean, every single night! Y'know, Boss? I mean, somebody might start payin' attention. I'm just sayin', Boss, y'know ... I'm just sayin'."

Giacomo looked up from his chicken-fingers-and-fries basket and fixed Chiaroscuro with a silent stare.

"Look, Boss," stammered Chiaroscuro, "I mean, I ain't sayin' nothin'. I ain't sayin' nothin', Boss. Haha!"

Giacomo's gaze moved slowly around the booth at his other capos, finally resting again on Chiaroscuro, who was now fidgeting and clearly scared. "It's alright, cugnatu," said Giacomo. "You know I value the opinions of all of my consiglieri." His eyes moved once again to each of the other capos in the booth. One by one, each looked away.

"Thank you, gentlemen," said Giacomo dismissively. "Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to finish my dinner. The Oreo Blizzard® waits for no man."

Sforzza Chiaroscuro was seen on security footage at the local Wal-Mart the following day. He bought an Italian BMT at the Subway and a pack of cigarettes on aisle 12. Then it's said that he took a river cruise on the Mississippi.


He was never seen again.


Giacomo told his wife that her brother Sforzza was hiding in Cuba. She believed him.

But others did not.

Unbeknownst to the Boss of Pikadakowpie, federal agents had now gotten wind of the goings-on. And, as always, others were gunning for Giacomo Maribespucci. Some say there was a traitor in the family. Some say there was more than one -- that the capos and their families had differing agendas. Others say it was just the vast amount of killings that finally tipped the feds off.

In the end, Giacomo was confused. In all the cable TV shows he liked to watch, there were so many killings in small towns. No one ever seemed to notice.

Well, someone has noticed now.



WELCOME TO MAFIA WARS!

This is a Wars game. January 9th start. Please sign up here to play.

Certain rules apply, for those that are not aware:

1) DO NOT talk about the game outside of the thread unless you are explicitly told that you can do so.
2) DO NOT edit or delete any post in this thread. It's easy to forget and do it out of habit, but ... don't.
3) DO NOT post any PMs from the mod(s). You may lie about your PMs and/or your role. Have fun with that. But don't post or directly quote your PM.

Sign-up will close Sunday evening and the game will start Monday, January 9th.

So if you're interested in playing, please sign up here.

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Postby dodint » Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:00 am

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Postby MR25 » Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:08 am

Sure

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Postby Gaucho » Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:02 am

Yes

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Postby Silentom » Tue Jan 03, 2017 8:02 am


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Postby King Colby » Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:08 am

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Postby relantel » Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:09 am

As long as this game happens next week (1/9) I am in. Any later and I will have to bow out.

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Postby Willie Kool » Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:22 pm

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Postby slappybrown » Tue Jan 03, 2017 2:42 pm

Your post has been reported

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Postby CBear3 » Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:09 pm

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Postby AuthorTony » Thu Jan 05, 2017 2:52 pm

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Postby dodint » Thu Jan 05, 2017 3:01 pm

In

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Postby AuthorTony » Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:17 pm

I was actually thinking about not posting at all this game.

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Postby dodint » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:09 pm

Just don't vote.

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Postby Silentom » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:13 pm

I'm sure that will just raise ire, as well.

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Postby dodint » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:17 pm

O rly?

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Postby obhave » Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:55 pm

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Postby redwill » Sun Jan 08, 2017 10:41 am

12, huh? That's cool.

Sign-up will stay open 'til this evening then I'll do the PM thing later tonight.

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Postby redwill » Sun Jan 08, 2017 8:03 pm

Sign-up is now closed. PMs (if any) will go out in a little while. Tomorrow AM start.

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Postby redwill » Sun Jan 08, 2017 8:42 pm

All PMs have been sent. RPs (if any), please PM me any night actions (if any). Game starts tomorrow morning.

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Postby AuthorTony » Sun Jan 08, 2017 9:23 pm

Hope I get a PM.

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Postby Silentom » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:57 am

@Silentom you're dead, stfu.
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