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Postby AuthorTony » Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:23 pm

Still waiting on PMs. 3pm deadline.

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Postby AuthorTony » Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:51 pm

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Postby AuthorTony » Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:54 pm

After the confusion of Day 2, no one knew what to expect when night fell and despite the prior violence, many villagers decided to stroll the streets of Fifthaveistan.

Silentom grabbed his basket of fruit, eager to hand out gifts to the town’s less fortunate. Or maybe to throw apples through plate glass windows. As he strolled down the street, he found himself yearning for a lime to fight off the nasty case of scurvy he was brewing. He didn’t know some ruffians were creeping up behind him.

Silentom set the basket on the walk and just as he knelt down to rummage through the fruit, a club sliced through the air and--

Knocked Silentom’s mohawk askew. As Silentom felt his hard, gelled hairs fall into his face he spun around to see who had made an attempt on his life, but his would be attackers had fled into the night.

MWB awoke an hour or so before sunrise, still exhilarated from surviving the previous day. He knew his life had taken a dramatic turn for the better and was eager to start his life anew. What better way to do that than with a predawn jog?

MWB jogged down the Grunthy Street, whistling “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer”. When he rounded the corner onto Rumsen Blvd., he saw a blade plunging toward his face.

“Not now! I’m a new man. This isn’t fair!” he cried. He closed his eyes as his impending face loomed. But a voice rang out.

“No! Not MWB! I will give my life for his!”

MWB opened his eyes just in time to see obhave dive in front of the blade that was headed his way. The knife plunged deep into her skin, piercing her heart.

The assassins fled and MWB fell to his knees. He took obhave in his arms as she lay dying.

“My life for you…” she said as her eyes fell shut.

obhave was The Martyr, a regular villager.

MWB wasn’t sure how to react. How could he be so worthy of this selfless act. He then pushed some snow over her body and walked away, singing “Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Send them back!”

It is now Day 3.

@Silentom
Dodint - Black Pete Lynched on Day 1
@CBear3
@Willie Kool
@MWB
MalkinIsMyHomeboy - Scary Dept. Story Santa slayed on Day 2
obhave - The Martyr, sacrificed herself on Night 2
King Colby - Santa Claus Stabbed on Night 1
willeyeam - Scrooge Beaten to death on Night 1
@redwill

5 players remain. It takes 3 to Slay.

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Postby AuthorTony » Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:54 pm

But wait!

Something is happening!

Write Up Coming!

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Postby Silentom » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:09 pm

oh noes

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Postby obhave » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:10 pm


MWB wasn’t sure how to react. How could he be so worthy of this selfless act. He then pushed some snow over her body and walked away, singing “Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Send them back!”
Wow. Thanks MWB.

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Postby AuthorTony » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:12 pm

As Day 3 began, redwill found himself mourning his friend obhave. He was distraught that she hadn’t been given a proper burial so he dragged her lifeless corpse to Fifthaveistan’s potter’s field and started digging a hole.

He was up to his knees when he leaned against his shovel to catch his breath. This burying thing was hard work. As he recuperated, the sound of his heavy breathing drowned out the footfalls approaching him from behind.

redwill didn’t know there was a gun pointed at the back of his head. And he didn’t hear the explosion as it fired and blew off his head. redwill fell into the very grave he had been digging.
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redwill, Der Belsnickel, was dead.

It is still Day 3. 4 players remain.

@Silentom
Dodint - Black Pete Lynched on Day 1
@CBear3
@Willie Kool
@MWB
MalkinIsMyHomeboy - Scary Dept. Story Santa slayed on Day 2
obhave - The Martyr, sacrificed herself on Night 2
King Colby - Santa Claus Stabbed on Night 1
willeyeam - Scrooge Beaten to death on Night 1
Redwill - Der Belsnickel shot on Day 3

It takes 3 to slay.

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Postby CBear3 » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:15 pm

So MWB is Ray Stevens?

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Postby Willie Kool » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:20 pm

CBear is red.

Slay CBear

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Postby MWB » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:27 pm


MWB wasn’t sure how to react. How could he be so worthy of this selfless act. He then pushed some snow over her body and walked away, singing “Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Send them back!”
Wow. Thanks MWB.
Keeping it classy.

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Postby MWB » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:28 pm

Based on yesterday, would seem wk or cbear.
slay cbear

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Postby redwill » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:32 pm

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Hahaha. That looks shockingly like me in real life.


Thanks for the game!

Have fun everybody!

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Postby Silentom » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:35 pm

Slay Cbear3.

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Postby CBear3 » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:36 pm

Well since I'm dead, but aren't, there's two red factions of three :)

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Postby CBear3 » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:37 pm

If I can't have Christmas, no other villain shall

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Postby MWB » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:40 pm

Think we just locked up a green win, silentom.

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Postby Willie Kool » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:43 pm

I'm Donner - Santa's lead reindeer and Rudolph's father. We definitely got this.

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Postby AuthorTony » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:46 pm

Limit reached.

Vote Count

3 - Cbear3 (Williw Kool, MWB, Silentom)

Write Up Coming

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Postby AuthorTony » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:50 pm

Day 3 Write Up

After the untimely demise of redwill, 4 villagers remained. They quickly pounced on Cbear3, pummeling him with their fists, rocks, and anything else they could use as a weapon.

But despite their best efforts, CBear3 shrugged them off and fled for the cover of Fifthaveistan Central Park.

It is now Night 3. Role Players, send me your PMs.

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Postby AuthorTony » Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:36 pm

Night 3 Write Up.

Pickings were slim on Night 3 of Warz on Christmas and everyone was on the prowl.

Cbear3, fresh off his beating, was tired and hurting. So, when Willie Kool approached with a blade in hand, things looked grim. Cbear3 grabbed his trusty beating stick, climbed to his feet and the battle was on.

Willie Kool stabbed Cbear. Cbear gave Willie Kool a solid blow to the noggin. Over and over again they attacked each other until they fell to the ground in a bloody pile. Dead.

CBear3 was Krampus, Alpha Villain
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Willie Kool was Donner (Rudolph’s abusive father), a villain.
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It is now Day 4. Two players remain.

@Silentom & @MWB will settle this battle with a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. PM me with your 5 moves.

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Postby AuthorTony » Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:35 pm

With a 1 to 1 tie, the only way to settle the score and determine who would be the ultimate winner of Warz on Christmas was a rousing game of rock, paper, scissors. After much deliberation, the two survivors were ready to play.

MWB threw out a lump of coal (rock).
Silentom laid down a first edition copy of Twas the Night Before Christmas (paper).
Round goes to Silentom. 0-1

MWB again threw down a lump of coal.
Silentom went with a flyer for the annual Christmas party.
Round goes to Silentom. 0-2

MWB stuck with coal.
Silentom tossed out last year's fruitcake (also a rock).
Round is a draw. 0-2

MWB felt his momentum building. He again went with coal.
Silentom thrust forward the scissors he used for giftwrap.
Round goes to MWB. 1-2

MWB wasn't changing gears now. Again with the coal.
Silentom pulled out a petrified reindeer turd (again, a rock). "You can't beat me, for I am Rudolph - The Angel."
Round is a draw. 1-2

Silentom unleashed a triumphant grunt, then proceeded to disembowel MWB with his antlers.

MWB was the reincarnation of the Scary Department Store Santa - an Alpha Villain.

Everyone else was dead, but Silentom was content knowing that he had defeated the evil doers.

Long live Silentom!
Long live Fifthaveistan!
Long Live Christmas!

The end.

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Postby redwill » Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:59 pm

Hahaha.

Great little game.

And Silentom finally gets his RPS fix.

Really good, Hockeynut! Thanks!

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Postby AuthorTony » Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:16 pm

Thanks, redwill! Here's what happened that led to your death.

None of the villains had special powers. CBear3 would survive the first attempt to kill him and, on the other red team, MIMH would be replaced as the Scary Dept. Store Santa by the first person who voted to kill him. That ended up being MWB. MWB was Frosty the Snowman - the Vigilante. He hadn't used any of his bullets so, when he went to mimh's former team, he got one shot but had to take it during a day phase.

That was the only major twist in the game. obhave was the only blue player and she was The Martyr. She could sacrifice herself for any player, day or night, but had to do that before their role/identity was revealed. She chose MWB who until just before that, was green. Bad luck all the way around, haha.

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