Not so fast. They'll have to pass a piss test first.I agree, your right to vote should be stripped and be given to any undecided voters, and they be permitted to vote twiceIf half the male population can't even piss correctly, how can we trust them to elect the correct president?
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- Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:21 pm
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Decisions in the process of elimination
- Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:17 pm
- Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
- Topic: Maatta admits he sucked last year
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Maatta admits he sucked last year
He played much better after the scratches, but he still wasn't as good as he can be. I remember him getting roasted a few times after getting reinserted into the lineup.
NFL
Well hold on...Jay Cutler's biggest foibles have been on big national TV games, the NFC Championship game where he quit, last Monday night where it might be considered the flashpoint for this impending divorce, etc. etc. That's entertaining in its own right...the more of those we get, the less time...
- Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:07 pm
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Decisions in the process of elimination
If half the male population can't even piss correctly, how can we trust them to elect the correct president?
- Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:05 pm
- Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
- Topic: Maatta admits he sucked last year
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Maatta admits he sucked last year
I also admit he sucked last year
- Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:41 am
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Decisions in the process of elimination
Must be annoying to have to break into your bathroom every time you gotta go.Sometimes. You'd be surprised at how dirty ones hands can get from disassembling a lock.Anyone else wash their hands before elimination?
As well as after, you sickos.
Always after.
- Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:34 am
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Decisions in the process of elimination
Anyone else wash their hands before elimination?
As well as after, you sickos.
As well as after, you sickos.
MLB
Damn you, Dee Gordon. Damn you
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 8:04 pm
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- Topic: Randomness Dos
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Randomness Dos
My feet and I have an odd shower relationship. The amount of time I spend cleaning them goes something like this:When you shower, how much time do you actually spend on cleaning your feet?
5 seconds. 5 seconds. 5 seconds. 5 seconds. 5 seconds. 5 seconds. 5 seconds. 90 seconds. 5 seconds.
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:19 pm
- Forum: Around the Rink
- Topic: Hockey Randomness
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Hockey Randomness
m'kay
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:17 pm
- Forum: Around the Rink
- Topic: The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
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The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
Wearing hospital shoes, eh? I knew it
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:09 pm
- Forum: Around the Rink
- Topic: The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
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The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
He probably hurt it tying his shoe WHICH WOULD HAVE HAPPENED ANYWAY
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 1:31 pm
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- Topic: Thread of Love v6.9
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Thread of Love v6.9
Minataur?
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 1:28 pm
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- Topic: Thread of Love v6.9
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Thread of Love v6.9
I believe the correct name is minotaur
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:58 pm
- Forum: Around the Rink
- Topic: The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
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The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
I'm not trying to condescend, meow. I hope you're right. In a way it might make for interesting late season hockey if all the good players are knocked down a few pegs and others rise up. Might be a good time for a Nashville to jump in and make a splash. No worries. I know my opinion isn't a very po...
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:52 pm
- Forum: Around the Rink
- Topic: The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
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The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
Oh absolutely not. But the schedule is heavier in camp. More time on the ice. More time in the gym. More time taking fitness tests.You think league superstars put out in camp? At the level they're doing in actual competition? Hmm.
At least they don't have to travel much.
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:41 pm
- Forum: Around the Rink
- Topic: The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
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The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
Same argument applies. I don't think what they are doing now is more... physically strenuous...than what would occur in camp.
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:33 pm
- Forum: Around the Rink
- Topic: The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
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The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
Does this belong in the elimination thread?What are they normally doing? Jousting?
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:33 pm
- Forum: Around the Rink
- Topic: The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
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The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
I just don't see playing one high talent game every other day to have a higher injury potential than the end of summer weightlifting/very start of training camp.
The Murray injury may be magnifying it for Pens fans, but overall I don't think it is a problem.
The Murray injury may be magnifying it for Pens fans, but overall I don't think it is a problem.
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:25 pm
- Forum: Around the Rink
- Topic: The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
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The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
I'm surprised at the amount of people dodinting about good hockey being on tv during the most painful time to be a hockey fan. My issue is 100% with the added risk to injury, nothing else. I feel the same way about the Olympics and any other tournament that isn't the NHL. I'm not sure there is an a...
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:16 pm
- Forum: Around the Rink
- Topic: Hockey Randomness
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Hockey Randomness
Tough situation for everyone involved, but I don't know if fighting at teammate is the answer.
- Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:11 pm
- Forum: Around the Rink
- Topic: The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
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- Views: 32369
The 2016 World Cup of Hockey
I'm surprised at the amount of people dodinting about good hockey being on tv during the most painful time to be a hockey fan.
- Sun Sep 25, 2016 8:56 pm
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- Topic: Donald is a funny name if you think about it
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- Sun Sep 25, 2016 8:33 pm
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- Topic: Decisions in the process of elimination
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Decisions in the process of elimination
I always figured you studied hipsters' crotches.
- Sun Sep 25, 2016 7:04 pm
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- Topic: Decisions in the process of elimination
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Decisions in the process of elimination
Here's a question for you zipper only folks. When you're wearing shorts, sweatpants or other pantalones without a zipper when you pull down the waistband of your shorts, do you still pull your Johnson through the hole in your underwear or do you pull down the pants and underwear in one simple motio...