If you were to describe your high school self as a character from any major motion picture in the last 3 decades, which character would it be and why? Let me stew on this and come back https://media.tenor.com/images/1104e2bc356f242b8481c806f28e281c/tenor.gif I got nothing here man. I've been thinki...

Change of scenery trade.

please self evaluate your unwillingness to fully answer hard hitting questions

I've answered every question in this thread. Every question!

what is your favorite state park

I have a lot of fond memories of Prince Gallitzin

do you enjoy hiking

My hiking companion is slowing down, so I don't go as much as I used to

as far as camping goes, how rustic is too rustic

I'm not a big camper. I like my king sized bed

any good groupie/ puck bunny stories that you care to share

Would you ever wear suspenders with a suit?

Doubtful

KMF: slappy, mikey, Ovechkin

don't ruin this for everyone, MIMH

if you could take one good thing from the igloo and add it to consol ppg, what would it be

the smell

worst place you have taken a dump

Probably a charter bus bombing through a blizzard in southern Wisconsin

That might be a social reference I do not understand, but who eats fish on an airplane?

I'd entertain the thought of flipping Angela and Kelly, but I doubt I'd make the switch

M, K, F: Pam, Angela, Kelly.

Is there more than one answer for this?

I don't think so

M - Pam
K - Kelly
F - Angela

Brad Tolliver: great Pens goalie, or greatest Pens goalie?

What kind of freaking question is this.


Greatest

Best part about Gastonia?

sneaky good restaurants

what is your biggest life goal that you want to achieve before you die?

I want to be able to get out of my comfort zone more/easier. I'm pretty structured in my life, so I think once I get a bit older - have less direct responsibilities - to try and do more things that make me uncomfortable.

If you could shake any one person's hand (throughout history), who would you choose?

Johannes Gutenberg

Gene Wilder is a close 2nd

Kelly Hrudey...? That's the only one that doesn't make a lot of sense to me...

The dude wore a bandana, had sick paint jobs, and I was 7. Need I say more?

That makes me sad. I've been playing that psychological game my whole hockey life. :( The rugged, stay-at-home d thinks he can gain an advantage by using a certain tape? Come on bro. Why not go the other way and say white tape can blend into the ice and the goalie might lose your blade for a second...

Does the color of a shooters blade tape matter?

Nah. The puck is too large for it to make a difference. If you were shooting a black bouncy ball at me with black tape, I might feel differently.

who are your two foes

spiritfan and beachboy

And why?

I don't remember exactly, but I don't think that matters in this instance.

I think those are the exact two I had, too.

Gotta be diarrhea of the keyboard, no?

Who are your favorite goalies, current and all-time?

Current:
Price
Quick
Saros

All-time:
Vanbiesbrouck
Hrudey
Irbe

who are your two foes

spiritfan and beachboy

And why?

I don't remember exactly, but I don't think that matters in this instance.

I thought I was against it, but I have two foes, so I guess it is ok

Caveat: The one notable exception to all my goalie ranting, it is not a coincidence that the biggest exception to that is the best goalie I've ever played with.

Would have bet my mortgage this was the case.

At the end of the day, your job is to stop the puck. Does it really matter what proceeded the shot? Like, you either stopped it or you didn't. It's either my fault or mine and yours fault or mine and yours and yours and yours and yours and yours fault. The common denominator is me. Unless it is an E...