The worst thing to see after going through the hiring process with someone, extending an offer, and initiating onboarding and background checks: "A RECORD EXISTS FOR THIS PERSON" Why can't people keep their damn hands clean? ... why would you run the background check post-hiring? I know there are s...

I had a dog growing up that was a real piece of sht. He would get stuff out of the garbage and guard it for hours on a chair and would bite you if you went near it. All dogs are not good dogs. Seems like all you had to do was secure the garbage like a good dog owner. Cool so then he'd grab a piece ...

I had a dog growing up that was a real piece of sht. He would get stuff out of the garbage and guard it for hours on a chair and would bite you if you went near it. All dogs are not good dogs.

Maybe you need to get with mikey on your talent evaluating talents shad.

Could you imagine one of those things falling on top of you?

Don't get me wrong he's earned it. I think it took him 6 or 7 years to blow up but clearing a million dollars per month playing video games is a pretty sweet deal.

Yeah the poor guy, it knocked him down to 175k subs and only a monthly income of $612,500.

I use two different networks at work. Both appear to be down after some sort of reset or update. So nothing for me to do this morning until they get it fixed.

We didn't start the fire...

Marshmello had some bodyguards as well. Doesn't surprise me ninja had bodyguards, dude makes around a million dollars a month.

Next you guys will say its weird to dunk mint Oreos into orange juice...

You're the one with an extra house...

Or the self proclaimed incel pedophile that was running for some office in one of the south eastern coastal states.

Not that anyone cares, but update:

Non-supervisor's response: "Oh no!! That is so frustrating!"

Boss's response: "We all have to get along."

I feel like I'm on Candid Camera or something.

Have you tried burning the place down?

Only the best people.

But then you can butter them... What's stopping you from putting butter on top of the frosting you **** heathen? The microwave messes the frosting all up, otherwise I would. Microwave!? You're a monster. Seriously. This is just getting worse. I stopped putting mustard on my strawberry pop tarts wha...

The non-frosted pop tarts are superior.

Yet another bad take.

But then you can butter them...

What's stopping you from putting butter on top of the frosting you **** heathen?

The microwave messes the frosting all up, otherwise I would.

The non-frosted pop tarts are superior.

Yet another bad take.

But then you can butter them...

The non-frosted pop tarts are superior.

That Simon contract extension is right around the corner dodint...don't you worry

Send her to the minors? You want her to be a pedophile along with a cyber bully...

30 days left? What in the actual heck?

Or when they trade for Karlsson...

...so when does she start?

Median age of a Facebook employee :29

Median salary at Facebook: $240,430

shrug

Awesome I fit this model exactly...as long as you take the two of the front of the salary...