Derek Watt officially retired today.

I’m surprised I haven’t seen any “That’s Mason Rudolph’s replacement not minds” memes.

gotta hope for them to at least get to the Cup Final so their pick is converted to at least #31.

So no more shakes without Jake. Does Pittsburgh have the cake chain Nothing Bundt Cakes for Bunting goals? they still have the shake. The Moon location still had it on the board as the Jake Shake as of Saturday, but going forward it's going to be the Chocolate Caramel Brownie shake or whatever it i...

https://twitter.com/NHL/status/1766956078594417063 also worth mentioning is Rule 84.2: if you pull your goalie in OT and lose, you also lose your point. Overtime – Regular-season – Extra Attacker - A team shall be allowed to pull its goalkeeper in favor of an additional skater in the overtime period...

I was gonna drop this in the deadline thread.

I want to think this is some decent FAN trolling but based on some of the callers around here, you really can't tell.

I could us landing a Maxim Shovalirakinov or a Aki-Petteri Piisipoori in a deal though. Maybe even a Stanislas Anderschönenblauendonau.

the last season or two of my rec league game was also called piisipoori

Oh I’m sure they’ll just LTIR somebody else until the playoffs.

And Torts put Johansen on waivers **** lol

Pack your ****, but don't unpack it just yet.

I thought I saw a release that said Virgil was actually born in 1951 and that he was 72 when he passed.

Darby ending with "I'm gonna go to the hospital real quick". and I'm still not sure how he came out of that with only 12 stitches. I'm sure the pieces of glass that are being picked out of his back has to be in the hundreds but the left side of his back looked really carved up when he came back to ...

31 regular season games with a team now gets you a Welcome Back on the big screen.

Of all the stupid **** Darby has done that may have been the stupidest.

WTSF

Sting will be 65 in less than 3 weeks and is taking suplexes off an elevated stage into a table.

Here I am on my couch with a sore hip because I slept in a weird position 3 days ago.

holy ****, this match.

Modano?! Guy couldn’t even get to 1500 games played.

let the trades begin

I took off tomorrow because I have to burn PTO. Of course it's the coldest day of the week.

I might just go to Top Golf since they have bay heaters and the top tracer stuff now.

I almost forgot that Ole was the voice of The Shockmaster.