that stinks CB. lots of runway for you though. take advantage of it

What idiot would want to move manufacturing from Missouri to New York?

lots of biden buses bring in illegals I heard

the World Wide Web tells me the pens currently have a 41% chance to make the postseason.

a regulation win bumps that to 60%
a ot win bumps it to 55%

a regulation lose drops it to 17%
a ot lose drops it to 33%

biggest game of the year

get a gd gdt up

Everything bagel w/guacamole.

weird ass lunch, bro

what are the Vegas odds of the pens making the postseason?

+140 yes
-170 no

And this means if you bet $100 on yes, and they make it, you win back $140 for a $40 profit?

what are the Vegas odds of the pens making the postseason?

“I don’t get it! I don’t get it! Let’s make a bug!!”

What?! What don’t you get?!

that blows, michael. you'll be better off

"3-ish"

was that a decision? I don’t really recall ever thinking “maf should go”

Is this that big of a deal...?

no. which means it shouldn’t have been done in the first place

maybe the biggest decision of Sullivan’s career

Okay.

You're talking about the multiple cup winning coach, right?

correct

Nylander didn't get a shot when he came in alone?

there's a good chance that seeing the pens making like they were 3 drunks waiting for a bus was so shocking it broke his concentration

calm your tits

who gets the start against Detroit?

maybe the biggest decision of Sullivan’s career

send Sid to the locker room. my lord

did samsonov get a glove around on that?

Both teams could use a line change clinic between periods at this rate... meow - you ever play on a team where you had to literally practice changing lines at any point after hockey got serious? Like, after age 14? I was on a team that loved taking too many mens but it was because our coach was a m...

stick a fork in it boys. wrap it up

I think Carter makes smart decisions 90% of the time. The 10% I don’t like are rarely egregious

Great start boys

happy birthday you old sailor you

It's tough to shore up goaltending at this point...

took the words right out of my mouth

yeah Hischier is a dummy