This thread fell off the face of the Earth. Is everybody in happy relationships or what?

Happy Wife Happy Life, bruh.

Rosie Trump

When we say fried pickles we're talking about these, right?

In the military we called that a Dog and Pony show.

I'll assume your son is Stephen Colbert?

Sheary

4pt here, too. Out of 12. You get 6pts for evading police, which makes the 4pts seem stiff. You would think evading police would be...12.

As mentioned, this is my first speeding ticket since 2011. Not really quaking in my riding boots.

I thought when the Pred missed the wide open EN from the circle the puck was going in the net the other way on the next rush.

Go home, Boudreau. You bowling pin looking ****.

I was speeding and deserved the ticket. I speed 100% of the time in non-congested/residential areas. I consider the occasional ticket the price of doing business. I just was genuinely surprised to get a ticket in that scenario given all the details of it. Nah, tif. He claimed to have written it up a...

Well, he 'thought of it' about 20 seconds after it started.

They wrung 1:11 out of it and pissed off the fans. Well played.

Man, heady strategy on that Delayed Penalty sequence for the Preds. Nice.

"Hopefully a family member died."--NBC

Do you enjoy chicken patties and Pasta Sides, per chance?

That sucks.

Thanks Obama NHL.

This is going to sound stupid but watching the Game 1 before the Game 7 has sucked the tension out of the Game 7. For some reason I just can't get into it.

Maybe it's just because the Ducks are playing like dog ****.

Nashville Neals up 2-0. Woooooooerp.

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Got a speeding ticket. On a 1992 BMW K75S. In below 40F rain, on a back road through federally protected forest, with no other traffic, two hours after rush hour. I can only assume the Sheriff Deputy that wrote me up was told this afternoon his wife is leaving him for a city cop, so I'll cut him som...

Prow?

One of the mods made a thread about it a while ago. Morkle, I think. He was indirectly responsible for the short but vibrant Megathread! resistance.

So much happening in that post. Where to begin?

That's a true statement.

It doesn't apply in this case, though.

This guy.

This makes me even more mad the Caps/Pens are in round 2.

Grammatically you're absolutely right, but in practice my mind tripped over it and fell down a flight of cognitive stairs.