*crash*
And the flowers are still standing.

This doesn't concern you, La Fleur.
Not nearly as much as your hair does.

I think it's a mail plane.
How can you tell?
Well, didn't you notice its little balls?

Infamous is when you're more than famous! This guy El Guapo is not just famous, he's IN-famous!

Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way...turn.

Hockey- Soixante Six for skaters...Brodeur in goal Baseball- Van Slyke as a position player...Nolan Ryan as a pitcher Football- Marino on O...Greg Lloyd on D College Football- Aaron Harris (PSU fullback) on O...Lavar on D Boxing- Roy Jones Jr. by a mile Tennis- Agassi on the men's side...Seles on th...

From the stuff I've seen on Golson, I like the kid Yup. I think he has the chance to be a real big surprise this year. I'm sick of hearing that he's only 5'8" 170lbs. Watch his tape...he plays bigger than his measurables. He's lightning quick, breaks on routes downhill, and has the hands to finish....

I hope it's worth all the noooiisssseee.

I got 2 guns...one for each of ya.

Finally there would be a thingamajig that would bring everyone together, even if it kept them apart spatially.

It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. and we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.

O

You know, for kids!

Pittsburgh Dad Jr. is trying to schtick and fulfill a radio type yet is not very good at it.

This.
Putting him with Colony and Miller in the morning just seems so forced. Both of those guys seem so...genuine. Then there's Pittsburgh Dad Jr..........

I gave it a B. The injuries neutered this team's ability to play the system that catapulted them out of the chute at the beginning of the year. HCMJ did try to adjust the system, but the horses weren't there. Losing 58 crushed what little transition game that was remaining. Add officiating that regr...

Better Off Ted is hilarious and deserved a better fate.

Just burnt a half-hour perusing the Rossi-GMJR thread back at the old place... Dude, Abe Frohman is an a-hole. Sausage King of Chicago or not. I just went back to take a look. It's a lolfest over there, and I don't mean that in a good way. This place is like a breath of fresh air in comparison. Abe...

23 year old me thought it was a great answer to the question.
Current me could see how it may have come across as slightly pretentious......

Oh well, guess I can't regret it.

A long time ago, I was asked 'Give me a personal decision or action that you regret now and would've done differently if you had the chance'. I responded that regret is a nasty word...that every action and decision, fortunate or unfortunate, has molded me into the person I am today. As I'm happy wit...

Man, that guy is ALWAYS in the crease.

Great effort by every single pen last night. For the first time in a long time every skater seemed to take the ice with focus and determination. HCMJ making the adjustments that Mikey referenced made for some 'head up'plays coming out of our own zone. We look a lot less stone booted when our forward...

10 episodes into House of Cards. I feel so bad for Russo Zoe is as good as dead Claire needs to get her head on straight Kevin Spacey is giving Cranston a run for his money as best television actor of the 21st century so far My wife and I are on 9 or 10...this show is amazing! Spacey is just so dar...

A very slow leak in your car tire.

Why don't we go lay on the bed and I'll fill you in?

Werewolf!
Werewolf?
There.
What?
There wolf. There castle.

Why are you talking that way?

I thought you wanted to.

No, I don't want to.

Suit yourself. I'm easy.

There it is....home...

What knockers!
Oh, zank you doctair.