Damn it Malkin, get it effin deep. None of this lateral at the blue line nonsense

Ok power play please don’t suck.

It’s just like a bathroom break.

I just noticed - and was surprised to see - that Sid is 15th in scoring. I wonder what kind of numbers Prime Sid would put up in this slightly higher scoring era. In the “what if” machine, let’s say he doesn’t miss 205 games and instead misses half that. He’s probably knocking on Mario’s door for 8...

**** goalies

Why you hef to be so mad? It’s only game…

why don't I strap on my consistent defenseman helmet and squeeze down into a consistent defenseman cannon and fire off into consistent defenseman land where consistent defenseman grow on consistent defensemanies?

We’re all pretty accepting here but strap-on is pushing it…

There was as much hawspital as there was mawnackside

Just listened again. Also “gawt” was a good one. Anything with a short “O” sound seemed to come through.

Yeah that story has real "and then everybody clapped" vibes.

But their boss took them outside under a tree or something. Inane details give a lot of these fake stories away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLSCaLniYeU Crazy story... The EPA response team that they show just before the 3 minute mark are guys that I just talked to a couple of months ago at a tradeshow for about a half hour. Those guys are sharp. Some of the best air analysis guys I've ever met. I'm sure ...

Seems to be super sloppy tonight.

Considering that Utah uses the beehive as a symbol, I think the Salt Lake City Bees would be the best name, although there is already a minor-league baseball team in town with that name. That team, however, is owned by one of the Jazz's minority owners (with the company that wants to buy the Yotes ...

Gladiator and Black Hawk Down was I think the last time he directed two winners in a row. And he's made 14 or 15 movies since BHD. In that group, I think the only great films are American Gangster and The Martian.

American Gangster was mid at best.

Does anyone still have their high school transcripts? I certainly don't. I still have a couple of sealed ones from college that I've never had to use. Sealed transcripts… god I remember that was such a big deal for some reason. It was right at that time of the internet becoming how things are done ...

I don't think I've ever put my GPA on a resume in my life.

That “2.3” didn’t look good on there?

2.7 thank you very much lol.

C’s get degrees…

Just learned that when selecting a bowling ball it should be about 10% of your body weight up to about 160lbs. After that it’s whatever weight is comfortable. I also came to the conclusion that whomever came up with that was a really good bullshitter and just threw it out randomly when asked one time.

That sucks Mikey, ride some unemployment, hopefully they gave you severance, and you’ll find something.

Did they word it was a “layoff” or a “termination.”

Have all the container ship engineer experts pivoted to becoming election law experts already?

You mean eclipse experts?

Is this that big of a deal...? You have your high school GPA on your resume don't you? But seriously, it's just funny off-season stuff from a guy who maybe spent too many years coaching college kids and forgot how to motivate rich adults. Do people still put GPA on resumes? I mean I look at resumes...

Lol, she seems like one of those people that think tradwife videos are real.

The new Disney movie “Wish” sucked.

Cent’s head hit hard from the rock bottom. Also, Taker disappeared The Rock and no one said anything. This was awesome. Woulda been cool if Mox, for one night only came in on that Shield spot to.

Oh shot and “professional wrestling” from Cole. Big middle finger to Vince, rightly so.

This is overbooked as hell and I love it!

Jake Guentzel is doing well. 20 points in 13 games since the trade.

I also don’t have time to watch the games hardly ever anymore so these are huge.

Jesus this team is exciting now.

When cooking oatmeal you have to use a wooden spoon to stir right? I mean if you don’t are you even doing it correctly?