Illinois looks terrible

2 for 2. Perfect bracket incoming.

Chipotle working on a 50 to 1 stock split. Prepare yourselves accordingly.

If you have an extra 3k laying around get yourself that 1 share…

No you dingus you buy it at 60/share in June.

Chipotle working on a 50 to 1 stock split. Prepare yourselves accordingly.

It was honestly only a couple years ago that I realized M. Emmett Walsh was Dickie. So used to him being old that him being middle aged threw me for a loop. Last thing I saw him in was Knives Out. He looked so old that I can't believe he was only 88. I'm also shocked to realize that Knives Out came ...

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

Graves was the first player we interacted with at the annual fundraiser thing this year. He's not 6'5" and he looks like a giant *****. That's my scouting report.

What the **** was going on with the 99-00 Caps that Simon was third on the team in points and led them with 29 goals?

I think of him with the Islanders probably because he did some stupid **** in an Islanders jersey.

That's definitely why

If I remember correctly his post-hockey life wasn't going well. Bankruptcy, CTE, inability to work due to injuries. Looking at his hockeydb was interesting. Obviously most remembered as a Cap, but also as an Islander for some reason despite him barely playing there. I remember him as a Nordique (and...

That's why owners have already been stockpiling cash for two seasons. I told yinz this already.

Watching the 70’s Wonka with the kids. Gene Wilder is just unbelievably good.

I discovered while watching Wonka that when my wife thinks of "Willy Wonka," she pictures Johnny Depp. I've never liked her less.

Same with my wife. She's never seen the original.

Nate Temple out for the season...

Jumping from a hotel balcony would definitely detach a blood clot.

Takes me less time to get into the city from Zelie than it did from South Park.

Koltsov is the OG #48. I'll never forget the dude below us in E who bought a custom Koltsov 48 jersey only for him to show up next season wearing 71. Don't buy your jerseys based on a two game cameo kids. Given the era and being season ticket holders, Koltsov and his freakishly fast speed and bizarr...

I'll never forget his preseason hat trick on Mario's wing and thinking something big was in our future. RIP.

Pitt declines NIT

How the **** is Virginia in over Pitt

Certainly didn't make it easy on themselves, but I never thought I'd live to see the day Duquesne went dancing again. Awesome stuff.

Don't get me wrong, I think the Steelers are in a much better position than they were at the end of the season (this is based on the assumption they'll add a real NFL WR at some point, plus a high pick on the position). I just think Wilson is the smallest part of that improvement. Maybe he finds the...

During an outdoor speech that was whipped by strong winds and punctuated by some profane language, Trump predicted that if he does not win the Nov. 5 general election, American democracy will come to an end. "If we don't win this election, I don't think you're going to have another election in this...

You didn't. Wilson was terrible last year (and the year before). Most of his numbers came when Denver was chasing the game. He has the benefit of two 300+ yard games to his resume, which came against Washington and the 50 point loss to Miami, but otherwise had a higher percentage of sub 200 yard gam...

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