How dare I push you into my own goalie!

Great win. Look out for the elbows.

I think Staal has looked pretty ineffective most of this series, but he is straight crushing this period.

Nichoopskin?

Recently, Russia seems to be where the Pens have found some talented mid-late round flyers. Not sure who they hired for that.

Carolina doesn't deserve to win. Freaking embarrassing.

End result + McDavid. That was expected unfortunately.

Plus, the crosscheck to the face doesn't happen if Zadorov doesn't bulldoze McDavid from behind. Soucy's aim was at the chest area and McD gets knocked down to face level instead. This is where the department of player safety gets it wrong (aside from they're always wrong, I guess). I assume Soucy ...

I would think putting any fake money into distribution would be illegal.

Unless it's super obvious like monopoly money...

Well... they always claim it's "canada's game," so they better get it right

Good

Swayman was never gonna get that.

Pretty surprised when I saw Andersen starting after Kochetkov didn't really let in a soft one last game.

Freddy softie... woof...

Cole with a beautiful deflection...

Who wants to watch Edmonton's extended offensive zone time when you can watch Oilers fans standing outside instead?

Way to not blow it this time, Dallas.

I prefer bourbon, but like Scotch as well.

Then add distilled to the end... and barrel-aged.

Gonna go make a hurricane and see what happens

You should try your barley mashed, separated, boiled, and fermented.

*to the cooking thread*

Let Russ cook!

Pens PP stunk with Jake. Canes PP stinks with Jake. Coincidence?

My goodness...

we found an in-home pet sitter and I’m trying not to exaggerate, it’s been one of the best 5 decisions in my life

I 100% believe that.

My girlfriend typically works from home which is great, but when she travels, I become infinitely less flexible at work.

A weekend trip usually works fine for us. You can hire someone (I think we use Wag) to stop in 3x a day to make sure they get out and get fed - much cheaper than boarding, but there might be an accident inside on occasion. Our dogs are 13 and 10. Anything more than 4 days is usually a boarding trip,...