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by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Apr 18, 2024 4:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Randomness Dos
Replies: 63340
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Randomness Dos

dodint still elects to kill the children
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Apr 18, 2024 3:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Job and General Employment Thread
Replies: 20176
Views: 1289064

Job and General Employment Thread

I've been in the Salesforce world for the last 8 years which has a proprietary language called Apex, which is similar to Java, and also Javascript I wouldn't say I like it, but it's more of a nice little niche. For me it's less about the language and more about the application/product and how engage...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Apr 18, 2024 3:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Job and General Employment Thread
Replies: 20176
Views: 1289064

Job and General Employment Thread

completely caught off guard. I had noticed that someone else was in the 1:1 with my boss but I assumed it was his secretary who helped to set up the meeting I admit I'm not the hardest worker of all-time (because **** that noise) so I'm guessing my boss and the guy who's absorbing my team discussed ...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Apr 18, 2024 3:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Randomness Dos
Replies: 63340
Views: 4567258

Randomness Dos

tbh the “how many kindergarteners could you take?” convo is more interesting


though this is where being short will hurt me. I’m sure someone who’s 6’2” 250 would have a much easier time. I bet some kindergarteners would make it up to my shoulders
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:42 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness
Replies: 42801
Views: 2863910

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

I can't imagine him not wanting to re-sign here. He already has 3 Cups so I don't think he cares that much about chasing another'

tbh I can see him taking a little bit of a pay cut, even
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:33 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness
Replies: 42801
Views: 2863910

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

DOC was exposed a little bit a few games ago. I think he's fine to be on Sid's line but defensively I'd like to see him sure up a little bit
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Job and General Employment Thread
Replies: 20176
Views: 1289064

Job and General Employment Thread

thanks for the condolences I'll admit it's very emotionally complex but not all bad. After I had resigned from my other job 2 years ago I kind of realized that I wanted to get out of the corporate hellhole. I eventually got back into it with this last job (a bank) because there was the promise of bu...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:36 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Job and General Employment Thread
Replies: 20176
Views: 1289064

Job and General Employment Thread

ha I was just laid off. I guess it was because all the Jarry comments yesterday…
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:32 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Making It Interesting (Sports Betting Thread)
Replies: 1198
Views: 149329

Making It Interesting (Sports Betting Thread)

yeah there’s significant circumstantial evidence that an active ref, Scott Foster was in cahoots with Donaghy. I love basketball but it’s a greasy story


tbh this is one reason why I really appreciate the NHL. I think it has the most balanced and dare I say trustworthy refs in any sport
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 11:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Making It Interesting (Sports Betting Thread)
Replies: 1198
Views: 149329

Making It Interesting (Sports Betting Thread)

when’s the last time a pro was caught betting against their team? even Pete Rose didn’t stoop that low
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 11:24 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness
Replies: 42801
Views: 2863910

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

I appreciate how much of a hockey player he is. He’s smart, works hard and has the remnants of talent

just, sometimes, he looked toasted
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 11:10 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT #82: Pens @ Isles
Replies: 136
Views: 755

GDT #82: Pens @ Isles

Give me an equivalent name of anyone - whether they're on the trade market or not - that you think makes sense. Or...I'll meet you even lower...give me a Penguin equivalent of who makes sense to you in a 1:1 trade. "I'd trade Jarry straight across for another Puustinen" or "I'd trade Jarry for a 23...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 10:42 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness
Replies: 42801
Views: 2863910

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

can Big Jeff Carter please bring Big Z with him?


they can form a WWE stable
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 10:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Making It Interesting (Sports Betting Thread)
Replies: 1198
Views: 149329

Making It Interesting (Sports Betting Thread)

mikey’s love for Christine Michael is second only to his love for parlays
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:49 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT #82: Pens @ Isles
Replies: 136
Views: 755

GDT #82: Pens @ Isles

If on fire is scoring 2 against an historically bad PK in game 82
4/8 in the last 3 games baby
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NBA
Replies: 2396
Views: 250196

NBA

the difference between playing the Celtics and playing the Randle-less Knicks seems monstrous. The Celtics should pound the Heat where I thought the Heat would likely beat the Knicks
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:34 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT #82: Pens @ Isles
Replies: 136
Views: 755

GDT #82: Pens @ Isles

it’s such a painful twist of fate that our PP becomes on fire as soon as it doesn’t matter
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:36 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT #82: Pens @ Isles
Replies: 136
Views: 755

GDT #82: Pens @ Isles

god dammit that didn’t look good Rusty
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:36 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT #82: Pens @ Isles
Replies: 136
Views: 755

GDT #82: Pens @ Isles

not sure who complained about the Rags’ goal song a few weeks ago because the Isles goal song is the worst in the league by a large margin
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:28 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT #82: Pens @ Isles
Replies: 136
Views: 755

GDT #82: Pens @ Isles

Give me an equivalent name of anyone - whether they're on the trade market or not - that you think makes sense. Or...I'll meet you even lower...give me a Penguin equivalent of who makes sense to you in a 1:1 trade. "I'd trade Jarry straight across for another Puustinen" or "I'd trade Jarry for a 23...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:15 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT #82: Pens @ Isles
Replies: 136
Views: 755

GDT #82: Pens @ Isles

So, what's the trade for Jarry that you think is reasonable and would move the needle for you? Just the foundation of a trade is fine... "I would trade Jarry to [team] straight across for [player]" I think that might help frame where you're coming from with this a bit... I wouldn’t be able to give ...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:42 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT #82: Pens @ Isles
Replies: 136
Views: 755

GDT #82: Pens @ Isles

because one of those goalies could (keyword: “could”) have a higher perceived value by an NHL GM than a actual value and the Penguins need to improve markedly if they want to go from out of the playoffs to a contender the notion that we absolutely shouldn’t trade a guy who has been irrelevant despi...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:27 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT #82: Pens @ Isles
Replies: 136
Views: 755

GDT #82: Pens @ Isles

because one of those goalies could (keyword: “could”) have a higher perceived value by an NHL GM than a actual value and the Penguins need to improve markedly if they want to go from out of the playoffs to a contender the notion that we absolutely shouldn’t trade a guy who didn’t play during our hot...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:44 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT #82: Pens @ Isles
Replies: 136
Views: 755

GDT #82: Pens @ Isles

Wouldn’t be upset if we tried to re-sign Ned and then traded Jarry