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by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:28 am
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Topic: NFL
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NFL

So Frank Schwab apparently covers betting for Yahoo Sports. And yet, he is also apparently the only person on Earth who does not know that if down by 14, and you just scored, and you know you have to be going for onside kick, then going for 2-point conversion is the optimal strategy... https://spor...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:10 am
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Topic: You know what really grinds my gears...
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You know what really grinds my gears...

What's that gash in the packaging supposed to represent?
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by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Dec 03, 2020 10:19 pm
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Topic: You know what really grinds my gears...
Replies: 14173
Views: 563343

You know what really grinds my gears...

That way we could differentiate humans from personified shitbags
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:12 pm
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Topic: You know what really grinds my gears...
Replies: 14173
Views: 563343

You know what really grinds my gears...

Two door cars, unless the car is very nice like a corvette or better

Also hatchbacks. **** hatchbacks
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:14 pm
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Topic: OFFICIAL GDT: ELECTION DAY/NIGHT -- BIDEN VS. TRUMP 11/3/20
Replies: 4485
Views: 34138

OFFICIAL GDT: ELECTION DAY/NIGHT -- BIDEN VS. TRUMP 11/3/20

I’m not a huge fan of modern SNL but the Girl You Wish You Didn’t Start a Convo With sketch is pretty funny (I’ve seen it before) and is perfectly apt
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:06 am
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Topic: OFFICIAL GDT: ELECTION DAY/NIGHT -- BIDEN VS. TRUMP 11/3/20
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Views: 34138

OFFICIAL GDT: ELECTION DAY/NIGHT -- BIDEN VS. TRUMP 11/3/20

Trump and his cronies are embarrassing themselves beyond all belief with this stuff

but yet this stuff is going to harden his base, not make them think "are we sure we're in the right?"
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu Dec 03, 2020 12:15 am
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Topic: Thread of legal hubbub
Replies: 472
Views: 27712

Thread of legal hubbub

What kind of classes are they? Are they for specific types of specializations or just independent units?
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:28 pm
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Topic: TIL
Replies: 1148
Views: 60837

TIL

So was the Donner party not technically cannibalistic?
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:18 pm
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Topic: Stillers 2020 Regular Season
Replies: 951
Views: 13588

Stillers 2020 Regular Season

Just so y’all know, I’m rooting for the Steelers this season since the Broncos are ooo and I think y’all have the best chance to beat the Chefs

Bud’s injury is a tough blow though
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Dec 02, 2020 4:18 pm
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Topic: COVID-19
Replies: 18210
Views: 536684

COVID-19

oh no, I totally get that people will be upset

John Oliver did a story about how prisons are getting destroyed by the virus because there's no inherent social distancing and PPE is not a thing in prisons

by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Dec 02, 2020 2:05 pm
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Topic: COVID-19
Replies: 18210
Views: 536684

COVID-19

Grab some popcorn for when the fact that people in prison get it before healthy people becomes public. are you implying that all people in prisons are unhealthy people? Read....read what I wrote a second or third time. "people in prison get it before healthy people" maybe I'm an idiot (ok, it's not...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:06 pm
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Topic: COVID-19
Replies: 18210
Views: 536684

COVID-19

Grab some popcorn for when the fact that people in prison get it before healthy people becomes public.
are you implying that all people in prisons are unhealthy people?
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Dec 02, 2020 10:54 am
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Topic: COVID-19
Replies: 18210
Views: 536684

COVID-19

I'm excited to read all the fearmongering tweets that certain people post in here about people with mysterious side effects after allegedly getting the vaccine
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Dec 02, 2020 10:11 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: OFFICIAL GDT: ELECTION DAY/NIGHT -- BIDEN VS. TRUMP 11/3/20
Replies: 4485
Views: 34138

OFFICIAL GDT: ELECTION DAY/NIGHT -- BIDEN VS. TRUMP 11/3/20

there's no chance Bernie knows how to actually use Twitter
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:14 am
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Topic: Politics And Current Events
Replies: 166694
Views: 5047363

Politics And Current Events

Then why didn't he just ask that instead of offering a specific hypothetical?

Nevermind, dumb question begets further dumb questions.
sorry Mr. crabbypants

when you ask a question about...*checks things that I know about*...software engineering I’ll return the same level of snark
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:29 pm
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Topic: Non Political Current Events Thread
Replies: 1642
Views: 72364

Non Political Current Events Thread

I can’t help but think of a 90s keyboard when I hear Hewlett-Packard
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:27 pm
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Topic: Politics And Current Events
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Views: 5047363

Politics And Current Events

Dumb question

What if Rudy killed a hooker in cold blood and Trump pardoned him?

Does he get off scot free or is there some superseding principal that says “nope, can’t pardon him”
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:02 pm
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Topic: Non Political Current Events Thread
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Views: 72364

Non Political Current Events Thread

Given the rising stigma of casting non-trans people in trans roles wouldn't that carry over to casting trans people in non-trans roles?
I was kind of thinking about that, but in another way. Elliot is FTM (female to male). Would it be inappropriate if he played a MTF trans character?
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Tue Dec 01, 2020 5:48 pm
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Topic: Politics And Current Events
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Views: 5047363

Politics And Current Events

Well this is horrifying https://sports.yahoo.com/microsoft-files-patent-record-score-161307921.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAHCaoL6jkebpfYDCfhOKhz7ATh-pKJU9FXjEELkv59d4007ggoTDGarIvuFFYCpGdlhiiFuhZgSVo_StdFDP4q8pSmXthIdhRfUxq9I9b216tRSPa04Q1ja...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:26 pm
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Topic: Non Political Current Events Thread
Replies: 1642
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Non Political Current Events Thread

I always forget he's in Trailer Park Boys
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:22 pm
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Topic: Non Political Current Events Thread
Replies: 1642
Views: 72364

Non Political Current Events Thread

Elliot Page, formerly Ellen Page, came out as trans

found that interesting/good
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:16 pm
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Topic: NFL
Replies: 24485
Views: 806206

NFL

it frustrated me yesterday that after Richard Rodgers caught the hail mary TD, it took them forever to point out that he caught one of Aaron Rodgers' hail marys a few years ago. That was literally the first thing I thought of after he caught it but it took them 3 minutes to mention it
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:58 am
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Topic: Politics And Current Events
Replies: 166694
Views: 5047363

Politics And Current Events

"better than Trump" is a very, very low bar to clear
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:46 am
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Topic: Politics And Current Events
Replies: 166694
Views: 5047363

Politics And Current Events

Back to the trough. ;) https://twitter.com/ZaidJilani/status/1333489736942579714 1. Don't act like Trump was any different 2. I don't know much about any of these people really, but it is a bit depressing. Seems like we're going to have a similar policy in the middle east as we have had the last 40...