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I might go to the game Saturday.

To be fair their basketball team name is comically mismatched because of a lack of creativity after a move. Maybe give them space to get it right.

Hard to projectile vomit if you've only eaten half a sandwich. My guess is that person was bingeing and is leaving that part out.

Gotta change that pillowcase, mate.

I've always pictured it in a grade school gymnasium.

Boohoo.

Coyotes are vermin.

What, no recently separated NHL player they can put in there? Sounds like a job for Malcolm Subban.

Science ruins everything.

Oh yes.

Ned is better at PR than Jake. Got it.

Damn. This place has been walking vocationally wounded lately. Sorry MiMh.

I've mentioned it before but I loathe the idea that the simple act of playing hockey for a long time qualifies you for a front office or scouting position.

Pre-Mets it be like:

Oh?

Nah.

Nice.

Oh no.

My mom's daughter, who is about 11 years old, swiped the $15 tip off the table when my Mom got up to leave the pizza place. She was mortified.

what am I looking at?

If serious, it's a moral alignment chart.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/921e7808786bf1fa66e288c69b527e88/tumblr_p451qinBCq1r5s61io1_1280.png Lawful Good: Juuse Saros Neutral Good: Ben Bishop Chaotic Good: Malcolm Subban Lawful Neutral: Frederik Andersen True Neutral: Braden Holtby Chaotic Neutral: Marc-Andre Fleury Lawful Evil: Tuukka Rask N...

I really don't care, do u?

We used Terminix in Allison Park. Easy to work with, they'd come and go without bothering me. We were working to get carpenter ants out of a retaining wall.

He took an incredibly niche market segment and made it his own. I wouldn't call it high art but I respect his work ethic and his approach to his craft. Some of his songs are iconic.