Fifth Avenue Forum

My springs didn't fail. I just did stupid things with them. To circle back on this...both of my mishaps involved not respecting the amount of tension in the spring. The first one, I'm not sure how I wasn't seriously injured or killed. And in hindsight it was really stupid. I needed to remove the ca...

I only watched two plays from the Denver game and they were both Russ throwing picks.

It's not any kind of spoiler or anything, but the local news anchors (white guy and black lady) made it for me.

Candy Cane Lane (the Eddie Murphy movie on Prime) was fun for a throwaway Christmas comedy. Laughed out loud a few times. It kind of reminded me of Deck The Halls.

Mechanic joyride goes wrong.





There is also a Charger Hellcat in the mix that is not in those first two photos.

What an awful call on the Mahomes hit.

And thus wastes another year of wondering if Kenny can do it or not. He can't. But the injury will allow the true believers to mutter "what if" and Pittsburgh won't look at a QB in the draft next year. It's a shame he got hurt, he was just about to blow that game open (they had 3 pts approaching ha...

Like I said, CFB isn't my thing and I 100% knew FSU wasn't in.

In the sense that they're playing a tanking team, I guess.

Anyone that looks at that TCU championship effort last year and thinks they won't keep FSU out to avoid that kind of embarrassment again is some kind of true believer not built for the TV era.

"A friend of mine once told me that her and partner didn’t have a ‘set’ side of the bed. They just went on whatever side they wanted each night."

Put these people on a watchlist.

My springs didn't fail. I just did stupid things with them.

c2i had a spring failure if I recall correctly.

Death by Gatekeeping.

It's complicated. I have the Garage Door of Theseus because I've broken every single piece of it in the last year or so. This time the bolt that holds the rear of the track to the ceiling came undone and the unsupported door pulled the track mount assembly off of the front. Just a series of easily a...

If I'm ever killed in a home improvement accident it will almost certainly involve an overhead garage door. Just had my second 'spring under tension' incident this year.

"on the hill tonight"

Eat a dick.

I assume everyone in the surrounding counties will be at the tree farm today.

Luckily it rained last night so it will be good and muddy.

We have a cheese calendar we do every year.

I'll contribute monetarily if you demote MalkinIsMyHomeboy back to regular user so he can still be put on ignore lists.

Good.

Ah.

Does he LOVE TEXAS yet doesn't live there?

He hit so hard he ended up behind the board ad.

It was never a good story. A dumb reckless guy is still dumb and reckless.

After she goes to bed, exhausted from her task filled day, take the two elves and put them in compromising positions.