More than the Non-Penguins Games thread? It's set a pretty low bar.

Transitioning to Phase 4 requires a height check like an amusement park ride.

Maybe he's referring to the dropping enrollment rate of men in college?

Nah.

MR25 is in Phase 3 of the 5AF Abuse Program.

Why would he be fired? He doesn't need to be smart or morally balanced to do his job.

https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/construction-project-route-30-westmoreland-county/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3pRcL_eZQK1TiHN4Kjd2BQwWGMBBuIwoCw2XnpLn9OIEk9WEHPul5JBjU_aem_AcE2n1eiNiPWgVwlteEsKXr7SqrSNHew7OtfMyTspGOhd6aVPwOi0pWBjbPCD60IxYo5nq0stCnI-1n0UCvKWsVS Did you ever take that new gig...

Corona Park. Sounds nice.

Oh man how will I ever get to see Yung Gravy and Hippo Campus together?

I wouldn't be surprised if half of Catholics attending mass 28 years ago no longer do so because they are dead. Yup. Looking at that particular chart it's a steady decline. The abuse scandals (and pope) didn't seem to have any real impact. It's just a steady march to the grave. Congregants leaving ...

Do they interview all the Latinos coming over the border too...?

Those fabulous gay latinx? Absolutely not.

Well, the Census estimates there are ~52million Catholics in the US.

So just double that and assume they're all hardcore traditionalists, obviously.

"Half of Catholics attending Mass 28 years ago no longer do, figures show"



(Not unique to Philadelphia, just a handy illustration of how Catholic ideology is quickly falling out of favor in modern times.)

There real L goes to the college for asking him to speak in the first place.

I tried to rationalize it because I was already playing golf a few times a week. And with the dining minimums I figured instead of the wife and I randomly going out to dinner at different restaurants we could just go to the club by default. Then I thought about it and realized I'd be playing the sam...

A few years ago we looked at joining Latrobe Country Club. The cost isn't outrageous but I barely have time for the stuff I want to do around the house I can't imagine I'd get enough value back from a club like that. Fast forward a few years and I'm joining a flying club. Same financial cost (initia...

Feels good, man.

Carolina is so much better than these scumbags...

their special teams are sinking them

Prescient.

Fun with number.

C'mon Jake.

My wife and I have completely separate financial lives, so to speak. We support each other as needed but there is no comingling of funds as part of normal operations. We divide up our shared obligations in proportion to our income (about 2:1 since I earn almost double her income). It's great. No arg...

Also, meow's "ball in a box" grief illustration is worth scrolling back for if you need it. It's really the only thing of value he's ever contributed here.

"Suck it up, for the children." -meow

I guess he was channeling Bruce Lee with the 1 inch punch there. What a legend.

That's a better story than a lot of recent feature films.