The parents are hurting the niece by failing to plan and then attempting to use the niece as leverage against the aunt/uncle, you mean.

Exactly. Many people buy them for status and not for utility. Crew cab, short bed, tonnou cover over the bed. Always misparked or crossing the center line.

Gotcha. We're purposely not getting another dog until after we go to Punta Cana because, even though we can afford it, I don't want to spend $400+ to board the dog.

Can't they board them?

I don't mind big trucks. You do you. But my problem is the person driving that truck is often the same person that will try to park it in the third parking spot in at a busy Giant Eagle. They'll take forever doing it and be parked on at least one neighboring line. Happens in every parking lot in eve...

Ah. I did a cursory search during the season premier and it didn't mention Loki. Well, good for him I guess as it doesn't matter now anyway.

That would be so cool.

(Where the **** did Andy go, anyway?)

Is there a process to emancipate yourself from a niece...? Alec Baldwin's character would probably do it in a very low stakes remake of My Sister's Keeper if you want...

Just ask Alec if she can do some principal photography for him in New Mexico. The problem should take care of itself.

Do you think it changes the outlook of the season?

No. A pitcher coming in on a limited load for part of a season will not have a tangible impact on the standings. A guy like that could make a difference in the playoffs, but we don't do those here.

Writing off a new Greg Daniels show because it's a mockumentary is like writing off a new Dick Wolf show because it's about cops.

But...I do this.

That happened to me at P&W BMW in Pittsburgh. We were test driving a BMW 650i and coming up Baum Blvd a coolant hose let loose and it came spraying up onto the windshield.

Man, that's wild. Even when it came out I thought Diane Lane was the worst part. She makes no real effort to assimilate into the role, she just as easily could've wandered in from the set of Under the Tuscan Sun to deliver her lines, except she decided to put on the absolute worst, thickest New Engl...

Can we just get Kevin Hart to shout the jokes?

Sounds like The Office but set in Pawnee.

A failing newspaper? Sprinkle in some After Life too.

It should have been Hernandez. He would have been busy calling it a strike at impact.

Boston got their assess handed to them and now they're gooning it up. Right on cue.

Ah man that's great, thanks.

Ned is from some horrible Cleveland suburb but probably tells everybody he’s from Cleveland.

Sounds like another city we know.

Wampum?

I wonder if there was something unique about 3 years ago...

I rewatched A Perfect Storm fairly recently. It does not hold up.

Take it back.

Liking white over brown rice is as bad as liking Wonder bread over whole wheat bread. Rye please. I always get Rye bread toast at diners with breakfast yet I've never seen that sort of rye bread in the grocery store. Giant Eagle bakery does okay but the slices are too big to fit in a conventional t...

Liking white over brown rice is as bad as liking Wonder bread over whole wheat bread.

Rye please.

Nom nom.

We've already decided to put her down the first week of June. I'm laughing now so the crying won't hurt as much later. But seriously, my wife and I both have dog-induced back issues that are no joke. We don't normally do big dogs (over 35lbs) and this is a good reason to be more strict on that rule ...

I've got a knot, for lack of a better word, between my right hip and lower right rib cage. My wife is a PTA and can get in there and stimulate it a bit to offer some slight relief, but it's really tough to get to or stretch. It brings pain with any kind of rotation of the trunk. The proximate cause ...