just one more day and you're free for a week.

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He's lucky to be alive tbh. She had the high ground.

Thank Jesus that Georgia isn't a lava covered planet.

Praise the maker that no one is going to die from sadness.

The play at 1:01 was off...

He's lucky to be alive tbh. She had the high ground.

Sandusky? Hopefully not...

My apologies, I sometimes forget how young some of you youngins' are.

I knew what you meant...

Sandusky? Hopefully not...

Lena's kids are going to love that game.

She's lucky to only have 20k in debt tbh.

Everything will be free and perfect so it doesn't matter.

Introduced Bill and Teds to the kids. It went over well. That movie is so awesome

Wrong Keanu sucks.

This is worse than chicken and waffles from Ihob.

One is correct, the other is a food item from a low quality chain.

Introduced Bill and Teds to the kids. It went over well. That movie is so awesome

Wrong Keanu sucks.

Yeah, there's no getting around the fact that Shaf is ashamed of his sexual attraction to Dunham, and thus does all he can to publicly demonstrate how much he 'loathes' her by talking about her every time she's in the news.

He's a Lenaphobe.

I actually kind of am excited for the end of the year. Bell better hope he doesn't bust.

A knee or drug test?

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Myspace, friendster...whatever...

Get a Savannah cat.

He's having a rough day. Maybe this will help.

No I just can't believe you conned a nice woman into marrying you.

I'ma make one for my Elantra.

Make one for your cat too.

bruised your mammaries

dodint strikes me as the person that would make a facebook page for his dog

left, right, or both?