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by Lemon Berry Lobster
Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:57 pm
Forum: Around the Rink
Topic: Hockey Randomness
Replies: 11849
Views: 404757

Hockey Randomness

No, that's the start of ****ing fantasy. It's marginally top-10...

Marginally top-10 Anaheim Duck?

:pop:
This got me thinking...who is the best Duck of all time for what they did in the uniform?

Selanne, Getzlaf, Kariya? I assume I'm not forgetting anyone...
Sprong...
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:56 pm
Forum: Around the Rink
Topic: Hockey Randomness
Replies: 11849
Views: 404757

Hockey Randomness

:lol: That's awesome. I've heard he's a little looney tunes, but a real good guy...
Aren't all goalies looney tunes?
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Wed Apr 08, 2020 4:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Pet Thread
Replies: 2570
Views: 93124

Pet Thread

Loggerhead turtle
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: COVID-19
Replies: 5660
Views: 71241

COVID-19

No new cases in China.

Steve Kerr told me I couldn't criticize China because they don't ask about our human rights violations.
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: COVID-19
Replies: 5660
Views: 71241

COVID-19

Just ask her if coronavirus doesn't take her out, could you
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Randomness Dos
Replies: 44985
Views: 1516513

Randomness Dos

Unrelated.

I'd bet tif could name a couple without software
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: COVID-19
Replies: 5660
Views: 71241

COVID-19

I'm wondering how many tucks with freshly divorced women mikey is going to get...
:lol: probably zero if I can't stay in shape...this has been a pretty rough go of it...a lot of girls I know are in the medical field, so...it's been tough haha
Just don't wear skin tight pants...
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: COVID-19
Replies: 5660
Views: 71241

COVID-19

I'm wondering how many tucks with freshly divorced women mikey is going to get...
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:18 am
Forum: Around the Rink
Topic: Hockey Randomness
Replies: 11849
Views: 404757

Hockey Randomness

2 year anniversary of the Humboldt bus crash.
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 7650
Views: 294466

Video Games

The Last Of Us Part II has been delayed indefinitely, citing logistical considerations. Maybe now isn't the best time to release a game set in a world stricken by a global pandemic in which The Infected are actively trying to kill you. If they make it into a VR version they could consider it a simu...
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Calvin and Hobbes
Replies: 472
Views: 19504

Calvin and Hobbes

Image
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What is the Easter Bunny's Gender?
Replies: 18
Views: 182

What is the Easter Bunny's Gender?

Bit early to be drinking, no?
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Randomness Dos
Replies: 44985
Views: 1516513

Randomness Dos

Those engineers should be kicked in the weenie
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Randomness Dos
Replies: 44985
Views: 1516513

Randomness Dos

My fiancée has a Ford Escape and had to replace the battery today. Why the hell did they put the battery basically right under the dash? Took two hours to replace it. Had a Cobalt, and they decided the battery should be in the trunk. If the battery was dead, it would lock the key in the ignition. H...
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: COVID-19
Replies: 5660
Views: 71241

COVID-19

:thumb: to the guy in tif's story.

On the opposite end of the spectrum is this dadhole
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Randomness Dos
Replies: 44985
Views: 1516513

Randomness Dos

Blind squirrels find a nut every so often
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:20 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness
Replies: 20608
Views: 575163

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Game 6 still ranks as the best game I ever attended
Game 5 of the 08 finals was decent
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Randomness Dos
Replies: 44985
Views: 1516513

Randomness Dos

If you read the story that's not what happened... am I missing something? Two different articles said that dude got pissed when somebody didn't cover their mouth and eventually started shooting. Unless I'm mistaken, very possible I am, Alvarez coughed and didn't cover. Sauro saw him and confronted ...
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Randomness Dos
Replies: 44985
Views: 1516513

Randomness Dos

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story, LBL.
But the original story is better
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: COVID-19
Replies: 5660
Views: 71241

COVID-19

Two different friends were supposed to get married in May. One pushed back until October, the other is looking for late June, early July. I think the quarantining will be lifted by then, he isn't so sure. Mine is scheduled for late June and we're just now starting to consider alternative options. W...
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: COVID-19
Replies: 5660
Views: 71241

COVID-19

Two different friends were supposed to get married in May. One pushed back until October, the other is looking for late June, early July. I think the quarantining will be lifted by then, he isn't so sure.
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:16 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Randomness Dos
Replies: 44985
Views: 1516513

Randomness Dos

If you read the story that's not what happened...
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:41 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Job and General Employment Thread
Replies: 10401
Views: 321239

Job and General Employment Thread

I guess they were arguing all day back and forth. Last thing was her calling him a mfer then aggressively approached him with an object that was roughly 18"x18"x1/4" and put it near his head, likely making contact.
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:31 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Job and General Employment Thread
Replies: 10401
Views: 321239

Job and General Employment Thread

There was a physical altercation between a man and woman at tonight at work. She, from my vantage point, appeared to initiate it. He was removed from the building. Imo both should be fired.
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Mon Mar 30, 2020 3:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: COVID-19
Replies: 5660
Views: 71241

COVID-19

https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-germany-covid-19-immunity-certificates-testing-social-distancing-lockdown-2020-3 Looks like Germany is going to the first Euro country out of this: Germany could issue thousands of people coronavirus 'immunity certificates' so they can leave the lockdown ...