"I'll give you 15 minutes back. No you won't, those are my 15 minutes, you're just not going to steal them.

lol

TIL my 16 year old daughter runs social for the Canes.

I had no idea Ryan Suter wasn't in a retirement community.

Down in the Baltimore/DC area this weekend I saw at least three vehicles blow past regular 75 mph traffic in the breakdown lane going like 90 with an exit not especially close. Not emergency vehicles either, regular ones with no rollers or anything. Is this a regular thing now or just weird coincide...

My kid wanted something she could listen to music in her room. For whatever reason (probably because it was the cheapest one on Amazon) my wife got her a boom box that has only radio and CD options. Kid loves TSwift, so I got her a few of her albums. I like folklore and lover. The rest… they’re oka...

Went to one of my favorite record stores outside Pittsburgh (we have great record stores here) for Record Store Day. Trax on Wax in Catonsville, MD. It’s not that big but it is well curated. Outside their dollar bins you won’t find any beat up crap - and even the dollar bins aren’t full of Montavani...

Tim was not much of a hockey fan but he did support the Caps in the playoffs. He and my daughter had an ongoing smack talk battle. We stopped to see him on the way back from Emerald Isle in 2018 which of course was after the Caps won their cup following two for the Pens. Peak rivalry. The whole way ...

Hammers play the game of their lives vs Leverkusen, then give up 5 to forever meh Crystal Palace.

Moving memorial to my friend who died from cancer back in January here in Washington yesterday. Appropriately at his buddy’s bar. There were 8 of his co workers here and we felt so welcomed by his local friends and family. One of his employees came down from Johnstown and- this is the effect of covi...

As Utah is the Beehive State, I’d go Buzz (resulting in both major sports franchises having names ending in “zz”) or Utah Swarm.

Buzz being a little ironic because Mormons (allegedly) don’t do anything that gives you one.

I am a Southwest avoider but got a $58 flight to BWI today rather than drive 6 hrs to my friend’s memorial south of DC. Got spot B-14 but the whole exit row was open. I guess it’s not that bad if you just have one flight but I worry about connecting and my first flight being late putting my ass in t...

Know who loves it? 16 year old girls who buy music. All songs already fully analyzed here chez Franchise..

Yep.

Are you getting a copy of all six differently colored vinyl versions for her?

Am I? Hell no. What she wants to do with her money though….

Happy Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology day. IMO, this whole “I wrote tortured poetry” bit is absolutely insufferable. Reviews are pretty mediocre, outside of the inexplicably fawning review in Rolling Stone. The nonstop angst theme is definitely growing old. Know who loves it? 16 year old g...

What's your North Star though?

Depending on current result Hammers supporters would either be celebrating or preparing for him to lie in state for a week.

It was a draw though so meh.

Clearly the answer is Red China, Johnny Ray

Or perhaps North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

cockney boys are buzzin today @RonnieFranchise

Good showing but sadly not enough

Garbage organization, and that comes from a Commanders fan. I'm an expert.

Medical group that owns the Beaver Medical Center and Sewickley Hospital among a couple others had a data breach and their online payment portal has been down at least a month. Ring ring Hello Hello may I speak to Ronald Franchise? This is he This is Annoying Lady from Heritage Valley on a recorded ...

Even though the window is pretty much closed, I think this goes down as one of the hardest lost seasons in a while. IMO the reason being that the team brought in the reigning Norris and one of the all time great offensive defenseman the league has seen. It somehow resulted in a PP that was pretty m...

Says his family is going to stay right here in Pittsburgh after he retires. Seems like many players do.

Hey Columbus, 136 days till college football starts.

-38 goal differential and in. Freaking vomit.

Happy Flyers Elimination Day I guess

Career useless mf'ing Flyer Shayne Gostisbehere