Winning Bedard’s debut would have been helpful.

Shut the Zuck up

Crap I forgot to file my local taxes and left town. Guess I’m going it from the hotel.

Trump needs to start calling his supporters “Proles.”

My mower also isn't self-propelled.

Mine is, allegedly, but if the grass isn’t bone dry which, obviously, it hasn’t been yet this year, the drive mechanism clogs and may actually make it more difficult to push.

You don’t want to wish your kids’ youth away but we only have two more years of having two seasons in a year: Soccer and High School Musical. After today we enter the two months in between (end of soccer more or less coincides with beginning of musical rehearsal). We call this next 6 weeks improve y...

St Ivany

Obligatory comments from people who don’t understand economics about why they’re not moving to Quebec City.

What was nice - with both boys - is they took their driving class with the instructor who administers the test for the SC DMV. Just a lot more comfortable than with a rando DMV employee. Once they pass, the instructor enters it into the DMV system and we go to the DMV to get the actual full license...

It says it is a tribute to the mighty hammers that they held Team Big Pharma to a 2-goal victory.

Nice job staggering starts tomorrow, we'll have some results before the Pens even take the ice.

NYI vs NYR, 12:00 on ABC
NJ vs PHI, 5:00 on ESPN+
TB at WAS, 5:30 on ESPN+
DET @ TOR, 7:00 on ESPN+
BOS @ PIT, 8:00 on ABC

Win and in boys, LFGP

**** goalies

Why you hef to be so mad? It’s only game…

When we do
What's it all 4?
Better live now 4 the grim reaper come knockin' on your door.

Let's look for the purple banana until they put us in the truck.

Weird Al's parents were both killed by carbon monoxide poisoning in a tragic accident where they forgot to open the fireplace damper. In a similar morbid vein, even though Phil Hartman was killed by his wife in a murder/suicide, they still have a headstone together in her hometown in Minnesota (they...

Yeah if there is a 2 on 1 late or something then stand away and sit back down when it’s over.

My understanding is in some places like Nashville people stand the entire game which, I don’t know why you’d do that but if it’s local custom.

Otherwise STFD.

Living within the area affected by the East Palestine derailment, where there's actually a Congressional candidate running on "the government's lying to you," I guarantee no matter how good those guys are the folks in Greater Somerset one million percent believe the EPA is covering something up. It ...

Since when is a flash flood warning an emergency alert on the iphone? Mine’s gone off 3 times in 4 hours. I got it.

Nonsense Islanders team wins 6 in a row down the stretch.

Was at the game. 3-0 this year. Don't think I'm going to fall asleep after that one.

Way to give up a point

Lfg

2nd mow yesterday but the post mow weed pulling really did me in

Quit pulling it so hard

For no apparent reason a 9 year old Weird Al interview with Dan Rather appeared on my Facebook timeline. Really enlightening about the guy, his work and his outlook. https://www.axs.tv/channel/the-big-interview-with-dan-rather/the-big-interview-with-dan-rather-season-3/video/weird-al-yankovic-1/ Al ...

This was our first basketless Easter. It was the first time I've ever seen the bunny bring beer. I can't help but wonder if the kids are old enough to get beer for Easter, if it's not time for them to no longer have the bunny come. But I know Mrs. Franchise's answer so I won't be asking that questio...

That sucks, sorry Mikey

Nonsense Islanders team wins 5 in a row down the stretch.

This is one heck of a collapse by the Flyers

Just had to go there didn't ya.

Bet we can get decent odds on them making the playoffs right now.